So what do you want? An extension?
John Constantine
Keanu Reeves · 33 quotes
Angela Dodson
Rachel Weisz · 12 quotes
Lucifer
Peter Stormare · 8 quotes
Gabriel
Tilda Swinton · 7 quotes
Chas Kramer
Shia LaBeouf · 5 quotes
Satan
5 quotes
Balthazar
Gavin Rossdale · 4 quotes
Midnite
Djimon Hounsou · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: John Constantine & Angela Dodson (9), John Constantine & Gabriel (4), John Constantine & Satan (3)
Constantine quotes
Page 3 of 4Not if I can help it.
[Constantine traps a spider under a cigarette-smoke filled glass]
Welcome to my life.
So when a half-breed breaks the rules, I deport their sorry asses straight back to hell. I don't get them all, but I've been hoping to get enough to ensure my... retirement.
I don't understand.
I'm a suicide, Angela. When I die, the rules say I've got just one place to go...
You're trying to buy your way into heaven.
What would YOU do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you?
[speaking to God]
I know I'm not one of your favorites, and I'm not welcomed in your house, but I could use a little attention, please.
My sister was murdered last night.
Sorry to hear.
Thanks. She jumped off the the roof of a building.
I thought you said she was murdered.
Yeah well, Isabel wouldn't have taken her own life.
Of course. What kind of mental patient kills herself? That's just crazy.
This world is mine, in time. You, best of all of us, Gabriel, should understand ambition.
No. You will live, John Constantine. You will live. You will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live. You will live...
[Angela is about to transport into Hell via bathtub and has taken off her jacket]
So, is this good, or do I have to take off the rest of my clothes?
I'm thinking...
I shall smite thee, in His honour.
[Gabriel attempts to punch Lucifer, but is unable]
Looks like someone doesn't have your back anymore.
This is definitely mostly not about the girl.
No.
[Midnite electrocutes him, John screams]
I need you to leave...
Okay. [heads for her room]
...the apartment.
Should I take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on?
[as Midnite holds him up against a wall]
Is this neutral? Bullshit! You're the only one playing by the rules Midnite. And while you've been imitating Switzerland, people are dying. [Midnite lets him slump to the ground] Two hundred dollar shirt, by the way.