Constantine quotes

52 total quotes

Angela Dodson
John Constantine
Lucifer
Multiple Characters

View Quote Angela Dodson: [asking Constantine to hold elevator] Hold the door, you're going down.
John Constantine: Not if I can help it.

View Quote Chas Kramer: Why would you do that when you know this isn't my car, John?
John Constantine: I told you to move the car.
Chas Kramer: Yeah, but if you'd told me you were going to drop a three-hundred pound mirror with a pissed-off demon in it, I would have moved it further, John!

View Quote [Constantine traps a spider under a cigarette-smoke filled glass] Welcome to my life.

View Quote Midnite: [to Hugh] I heard thunder last night. Must have been Satan's stomach growling.

View Quote [speaking to God] I know I'm not one of your favorites, and I'm not welcomed in your house, but I could use a little attention, please.

View Quote Angela Dodson: My sister was murdered last night.
John Constantine: Sorry to hear.
Angela Dodson: Thanks. She jumped off the the roof of a building.
John Constantine: I thought you said she was murdered.
Angela Dodson: Yeah well, Isabel wouldn't have taken her own life.
John Constantine: Of course. What kind of mental patient kills herself? That's just crazy.

View Quote No. You will live, John Constantine. You will live. You will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live. You will live...

View Quote John Constantine: So when a half-breed breaks the rules, I deport their sorry asses straight back to hell. I don't get them all, but I've been hoping to get enough to ensure my... retirement.
Angela Dodson: I don't understand.
John Constantine: I'm a suicide, Angela. When I die, the rules say I've got just one place to go...
Angela Dodson: You're trying to buy your way into heaven.
John Constantine: What would YOU do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you?

View Quote This world is mine, in time. You, best of all of us, Gabriel, should understand ambition.

View Quote Gabriel: I shall smite thee, in His honour.
Satan: [Gabriel attempts to punch Lucifer, but is unable] Looks like someone doesn't have your back anymore.

View Quote [whispering into the ear of a possessed girl] This is Constantine. John Constantine, asshole.

View Quote [as Midnite holds him up against a wall] Is this neutral? Bullshit! You're the only one playing by the rules Midnite. And while you've been imitating Switzerland, people are dying. [Midnite lets him slump to the ground] Two hundred dollar shirt, by the way.

View Quote Angela Dodson: You tried to kill yourself.
John Constantine: I didn't try anything.

View Quote Should I take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on?

View Quote Angela Dodson: [Angela is about to transport into Hell via bathtub and has taken off her jacket] So, is this good, or do I have to take off the rest of my clothes?
[pause]
Angela Dodson: John?
John Constantine: I'm thinking...