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Constantine

Constantine quotes

52 total quotes

Angela Dodson
John Constantine
Lucifer
Multiple Characters




View Quote (After Constantine slits his wrists and then tries to light up a cigarette) You know, if you cut too deep, you cut the tendons, finger movement goes out the window.
View Quote Chas Kramer: When am I going to stop being your slave, John?
John Constantine: You're not my slave, Chas, you're my much appreciated apprentice, just like Robin, or Tonto, or that skinny fellow with the fat friend. [ this is probably reference to Don Quixote and Sancho Panza or Laurel and Hardy, or perhaps Abbott and Costello, or Jay and Silent Bob — or any and all "skinny fellows with a fat friend"]
View Quote Gabriel: [Gabriel sits on top of John Constantine, explaining her rebellion] You're handed this precious gift, right? Each one of you granted redemption from the Creator - murderers, rapists, molesters - all of you just have to repent, and God takes you into His bosom. In all the worlds and all the universe, no other creature can make such a boast, save man. It's not fair.
[Gabriel leans closer to Constantine's face]
Gabriel: If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of His love. But it's only in the face of horror that you truly find your noble self, and you can be so noble. So... I will bring you pain, I will bring you horror.
[Gabriel lifts up Constantine from his collar]
Gabriel: So that you may rise above it. So that those of you who will survive this reign of hell on earth will be worthy of God's love.
John Constantine: Gabriel, you're insane!
Gabriel: [smiles] The road to salvation begins tonight. Right now.
[Gabriel blows gently, sending Constantine crashing to the door]
View Quote Balthazar: What are you doing?
John Constantine: I'm reading you your last rites.
Balthazar: Spare me your remedial incantations.
John Constantine: You do know what it is to truly be forgiven? To be welcomed into the Kingdom of God. Demon in heaven, I'd love to be a fly on that wall.
Balthazar: You're not a priest. You have no power.
John Constantine: Just tell me how Mammon is crossing over and you can go back to your shit hole. Okay, Bally, enjoy it. [Balthazar relents]
[after Balthazar gives him the information]
John Constantine: By the way... you have to ask for absolution to be forgiven ... asshole.
View Quote Angela Dodson: I guess God has a plan for all of us.
John Constantine: God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything.
View Quote (About John cutting his wrists) I didn't think you would make the same mistake twice. And you didn't, did you?
View Quote Angela Dodson: I don't believe in the devil.
John Constantine: You should. He believes in you.
View Quote Chas Kramer: [last words] You're right, John. It's not like in the books.
View Quote Chas Kramer: [To Midnite's knocked-out bouncer] Who's the rat in a dress now, bitch?
View Quote Beeman: [his last lines] I know you never had much faith, John, you never had much reason to. But that doesn't mean we never had any faith... in you.
View Quote Balthazar: Word is... you're going down. Fresh meat. [puts fingers in his mouth, hisses, and leans forward] Finger lickin' good.
View Quote Chas Kramer: This is Kramer. Chas Kramer. Asshole.
View Quote Gabriel: You're going to die young because you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15... and you're going to go to hell because of the life you took. [pause, Gabriel leans in] You're ****ed.
View Quote John Constantine: How's the family?
Satan: Family's doing just fine. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Need a vacation.
View Quote Balthazar: [after being shot by a projectile of John's Tommy-gun] Fire! I was born of this!