Cats & Dogs quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow! [sung sarcastically over the telephone] How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy! Whoo ha ha ha ha!

View Quote Son of my mom!

View Quote Is the game afoot? [Calico haltingly confirms] WHY IS THE GAME AFOOT?!

View Quote Is the puppy alive or not?

View Quote When I rule the earth, you will be the first on my list.

View Quote Where's my family?

View Quote I've changed my mind. Call me the Claw of Ling-Chow!

View Quote Gas it up down there, step on it!

View Quote Project 'Dark Cloud' should go down without a, uh, hitch.

View Quote Stand still! I need to crush you.

View Quote The ninjas failed, and do I need to remind you that failiure is unacceptable?!

View Quote HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?! You promised me a professional, and what did I get? A puppy! He's still has his you-know-whats for crying out loud!

View Quote You should keep your hair like that, it's very slimmy.

View Quote I'm coming Buuuuutch!!!

View Quote I cannot believe I do this job for half-price. That Mr. Tinkles, he is a jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.