Cats & Dogs

Cats & Dogs quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 1014)

Mr. Tinkles
Russian Kitty

I've changed my mind. Call me the Claw of Ling-Chow!

Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow! [sung sarcastically over the telephone] How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy! Whoo ha ha ha ha!

Gas it up down there, step on it!

When I rule the earth, you will be the first on my list.

Is the puppy alive or not?

See you puppies later.

I'm so fast! I can't see myself!

Where's my family?

Son of my mom!

I'm sure we'll get into the basement lab just fine, right guys? GUYS!

I cannot believe I do this job for half-price. That Mr. Tinkles, he is a jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.

Is the game afoot? [Calico haltingly confirms] WHY IS THE GAME AFOOT?!

I'm coming Buuuuutch!!!

HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?! You promised me a professional, and what did I get? A puppy! He's still has his you-know-whats for crying out loud!

The ninjas failed, and do I need to remind you that failiure is unacceptable?!