Cats & Dogs quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow! [sung sarcastically over the telephone] How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy! Whoo ha ha ha ha!

View Quote Son of my mom!

View Quote Is the game afoot? [Calico haltingly confirms] WHY IS THE GAME AFOOT?!

View Quote Is the puppy alive or not?

View Quote When I rule the earth, you will be the first on my list.

View Quote I've changed my mind. Call me the Claw of Ling-Chow!

View Quote Where's my family?

View Quote Gas it up down there, step on it!

View Quote Project 'Dark Cloud' should go down without a, uh, hitch.

View Quote You should keep your hair like that, it's very slimmy.

View Quote HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?! You promised me a professional, and what did I get? A puppy! He's still has his you-know-whats for crying out loud!

View Quote I'm coming Buuuuutch!!!

View Quote I cannot believe I do this job for half-price. That Mr. Tinkles, he is a jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.

View Quote I'm so fast! I can't see myself!

View Quote The ninjas failed, and do I need to remind you that failiure is unacceptable?!