Cats & Dogs

Cats & Dogs quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 1014)

Mr. Tinkles
Russian Kitty

I've changed my mind. Call me the Claw of Ling-Chow!

Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow! [sung sarcastically over the telephone] How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy! Whoo ha ha ha ha!

Gas it up down there, step on it!

Is the puppy alive or not?

When I rule the earth, you will be the first on my list.

I cannot believe I do this job for half-price. That Mr. Tinkles, he is a jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.

I'm so fast! I can't see myself!

See you puppies later.

Is the game afoot? [Calico haltingly confirms] WHY IS THE GAME AFOOT?!

Where's my family?

Son of my mom!

I'm sure we'll get into the basement lab just fine, right guys? GUYS!

I'm coming Buuuuutch!!!

The ninjas failed, and do I need to remind you that failiure is unacceptable?!

HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?! You promised me a professional, and what did I get? A puppy! He's still has his you-know-whats for crying out loud!