Cats & Dogs quotes
34 total quotesButch
Calico
Lou
Mr. Tinkles
Russian Kitty
At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!
Lou: I'm on to you kitty and you're in big trouble.
Russian Kitty: (deep Russian accent) I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble. [splits a container in half and slaps a gigantic lump of dog doo in the middle of the carpet] From Russia with love.
Lou: Uh-oh.
Russian Kitty: (deep Russian accent) I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble. [splits a container in half and slaps a gigantic lump of dog doo in the middle of the carpet] From Russia with love.
Lou: Uh-oh.
[being interrogated by the dogs] I will tell you nothing! I may look cute and cuddly, but inside, granite!
'Dark Coud'? Is that what I'm calling my plan, 'Dark Cloud'?
Peek: Cut the red wire.
Butch: Wait a minute... we're dogs. WE'RE COLORBLIND!
Butch: Wait a minute... we're dogs. WE'RE COLORBLIND!
Mr. Tinkles: I want you to stay here.
Calico: Why?
Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.
Calico: Why?
Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.
Sam: Sir, request permission to pant heavily, sir!
Butch: Granted.
Butch: Granted.
Lou: HEY, YOU STUPID CAT!!!
Peek: That'll definitely get his attention.
Peek: That'll definitely get his attention.
BRAKE! GAS! GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU LUNATIC!!! BRAKE! GAS! BRAKE! Oh, where did you guys get your license?
[various fuzzy images of him on a video recording] Hello? Hello? Is this on? Closer, closer! Turn the camera over! Where'd you come from? And about time too! Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced-- what? Yes, it's on. Because I can see the red light blinking. Oh, start over.
[after realising that breaking it down will cause commotion] Piece of junk, American door...
Heel! That's the big button, and you don't just PRESS the big button.
[after seeing a dog bully a cat in a cartoon] Dogs rule.
[battling Lou] You fight like a poodle.
[to Sophie, finally speaking] What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue?