Cats & Dogs

Cats & Dogs quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 1014)

Mr. Tinkles
Russian Kitty

At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!

Lou: I'm on to you kitty and you're in big trouble.
Russian Kitty: (deep Russian accent) I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble. [splits a container in half and slaps a gigantic lump of dog doo in the middle of the carpet] From Russia with love.
Lou: Uh-oh.

[being interrogated by the dogs] I will tell you nothing! I may look cute and cuddly, but inside, granite!

Peek: Cut the red wire.
Butch: Wait a minute... we're dogs. WE'RE COLORBLIND!

'Dark Coud'? Is that what I'm calling my plan, 'Dark Cloud'?

Mr. Tinkles: I want you to stay here.
Calico: Why?
Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.

Sam: Sir, request permission to pant heavily, sir!
Butch: Granted.

BRAKE! GAS! GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU LUNATIC!!! BRAKE! GAS! BRAKE! Oh, where did you guys get your license?

Peek: That'll definitely get his attention.

[various fuzzy images of him on a video recording] Hello? Hello? Is this on? Closer, closer! Turn the camera over! Where'd you come from? And about time too! Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced-- what? Yes, it's on. Because I can see the red light blinking. Oh, start over.

[after seeing a dog bully a cat in a cartoon] Dogs rule.

Heel! That's the big button, and you don't just PRESS the big button.

[after realising that breaking it down will cause commotion] Piece of junk, American door...

[battling Lou] You fight like a poodle.

[to Sophie, finally speaking] What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue?