Cats & Dogs quotes
34 total quotes (ID: 1014)Butch
Calico
Lou
Mr. Tinkles
Russian Kitty
[various fuzzy images of him on a video recording] Hello? Hello? Is this on? Closer, closer! Turn the camera over! Where'd you come from? And about time too! Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced-- what? Yes, it's on. Because I can see the red light blinking. Oh, start over.
At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!
Heel! That's the big button, and you don't just PRESS the big button.
[being interrogated by the dogs] I will tell you nothing! I may look cute and cuddly, but inside, granite!
Lou: I'm on to you kitty and you're in big trouble.
Russian Kitty: (deep Russian accent) I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble. [splits a container in half and slaps a gigantic lump of dog doo in the middle of the carpet] From Russia with love.
Lou: Uh-oh.
Russian Kitty: (deep Russian accent) I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble. [splits a container in half and slaps a gigantic lump of dog doo in the middle of the carpet] From Russia with love.
Lou: Uh-oh.
Peek: Cut the red wire.
Butch: Wait a minute... we're dogs. WE'RE COLORBLIND!
Butch: Wait a minute... we're dogs. WE'RE COLORBLIND!
'Dark Coud'? Is that what I'm calling my plan, 'Dark Cloud'?
Mr. Tinkles: I want you to stay here.
Calico: Why?
Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.
Calico: Why?
Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.
[to Sophie, finally speaking] What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue?
Lou: HEY, YOU STUPID CAT!!!
Peek: That'll definitely get his attention.
Peek: That'll definitely get his attention.
[after seeing a dog bully a cat in a cartoon] Dogs rule.
[battling Lou] You fight like a poodle.
BRAKE! GAS! GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU LUNATIC!!! BRAKE! GAS! BRAKE! Oh, where did you guys get your license?
[after realising that breaking it down will cause commotion] Piece of junk, American door...
Sam: Sir, request permission to pant heavily, sir!
Butch: Granted.
Butch: Granted.