Cats & Dogs

Cats & Dogs quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 1014)

Butch
Calico
Lou
Mr. Tinkles
Russian Kitty


At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!


'Dark Coud'? Is that what I'm calling my plan, 'Dark Cloud'?

[being interrogated by the dogs] I will tell you nothing! I may look cute and cuddly, but inside, granite!

Lou: I'm on to you kitty and you're in big trouble.
Russian Kitty: (deep Russian accent) I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble. [splits a container in half and slaps a gigantic lump of dog doo in the middle of the carpet] From Russia with love.
Lou: Uh-oh.

Peek: Cut the red wire.
Butch: Wait a minute... we're dogs. WE'RE COLORBLIND!

Mr. Tinkles: I want you to stay here.
Calico: Why?
Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.

Lou: HEY, YOU STUPID CAT!!!
Peek: That'll definitely get his attention.

[various fuzzy images of him on a video recording] Hello? Hello? Is this on? Closer, closer! Turn the camera over! Where'd you come from? And about time too! Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced-- what? Yes, it's on. Because I can see the red light blinking. Oh, start over.

[after seeing a dog bully a cat in a cartoon] Dogs rule.

Heel! That's the big button, and you don't just PRESS the big button.

Sam: Sir, request permission to pant heavily, sir!
Butch: Granted.

BRAKE! GAS! GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU LUNATIC!!! BRAKE! GAS! BRAKE! Oh, where did you guys get your license?

[after realising that breaking it down will cause commotion] Piece of junk, American door...

[to Sophie, finally speaking] What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue?

I've changed my mind. Call me the Claw of Ling-Chow!