Russian Kitty quotes

I cannot believe I do this job for half-price. That Mr. Tinkles, he is a jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.

[after realising that breaking it down will cause commotion] Piece of junk, American door...

[being interrogated by the dogs] I will tell you nothing! I may look cute and cuddly, but inside, granite!

[battling Lou] You fight like a poodle.

Lou: I'm on to you kitty and you're in big trouble.
Russian Kitty: (deep Russian accent) I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble. [splits a container in half and slaps a gigantic lump of dog doo in the middle of the carpet] From Russia with love.
Lou: Uh-oh.

Mr. Tinkles: I want you to stay here.
Calico: Why?
Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.

Sam: Sir, request permission to pant heavily, sir!
Butch: Granted.

Lou: HEY, YOU STUPID CAT!!!
Peek: That'll definitely get his attention.

Peek: Cut the red wire.
Butch: Wait a minute... we're dogs. WE'RE COLORBLIND!

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