Mr. Tinkles quotes

Is the puppy alive or not?

Is the game afoot? [Calico haltingly confirms] WHY IS THE GAME AFOOT?!

When I rule the earth, you will be the first on my list.

The ninjas failed, and do I need to remind you that failiure is unacceptable?!

'Dark Coud'? Is that what I'm calling my plan, 'Dark Cloud'?

Stand still! I need to crush you.

At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!

[various fuzzy images of him on a video recording] Hello? Hello? Is this on? Closer, closer! Turn the camera over! Where'd you come from? And about time too! Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced-- what? Yes, it's on. Because I can see the red light blinking. Oh, start over.

Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow! [sung sarcastically over the telephone] How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy! Whoo ha ha ha ha!

[to Sophie, finally speaking] What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue?

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