Cats & Dogs quotes

34 total quotes

Butch
Calico
Lou
Mr. Tinkles
Russian Kitty

View Quote 'Dark Coud'? Is that what I'm calling my plan, 'Dark Cloud'?

View Quote Stand still! I need to crush you.

View Quote At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!

View Quote [various fuzzy images of him on a video recording] Hello? Hello? Is this on? Closer, closer! Turn the camera over! Where'd you come from? And about time too! Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced-- what? Yes, it's on. Because I can see the red light blinking. Oh, start over.

View Quote Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow! [sung sarcastically over the telephone] How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy! Whoo ha ha ha ha!

View Quote [to Sophie, finally speaking] What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue?

View Quote I'm sure we'll get into the basement lab just fine, right guys? GUYS!

View Quote Project 'Dark Cloud' should go down without a, uh, hitch.

View Quote You should keep your hair like that, it's very slimmy.

View Quote Gas it up down there, step on it!

View Quote BRAKE! GAS! GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU LUNATIC!!! BRAKE! GAS! BRAKE! Oh, where did you guys get your license?

View Quote I cannot believe I do this job for half-price. That Mr. Tinkles, he is a jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.

View Quote [after realising that breaking it down will cause commotion] Piece of junk, American door...

View Quote [battling Lou] You fight like a poodle.

View Quote Lou: I'm on to you kitty and you're in big trouble.
Russian Kitty: (deep Russian accent) I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble. [splits a container in half and slaps a gigantic lump of dog doo in the middle of the carpet] From Russia with love.
Lou: Uh-oh.