Cats & Dogs

Cats & Dogs quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 1014)

Mr. Tinkles
Russian Kitty

'Dark Coud'? Is that what I'm calling my plan, 'Dark Cloud'?

Stand still! I need to crush you.

At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!

[various fuzzy images of him on a video recording] Hello? Hello? Is this on? Closer, closer! Turn the camera over! Where'd you come from? And about time too! Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced-- what? Yes, it's on. Because I can see the red light blinking. Oh, start over.

Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow! [sung sarcastically over the telephone] How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy! Whoo ha ha ha ha!

[to Sophie, finally speaking] What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue?

I'm sure we'll get into the basement lab just fine, right guys? GUYS!

Project 'Dark Cloud' should go down without a, uh, hitch.

You should keep your hair like that, it's very slimmy.

Gas it up down there, step on it!

BRAKE! GAS! GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU LUNATIC!!! BRAKE! GAS! BRAKE! Oh, where did you guys get your license?

I cannot believe I do this job for half-price. That Mr. Tinkles, he is a jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.

[after realising that breaking it down will cause commotion] Piece of junk, American door...

[battling Lou] You fight like a poodle.

Lou: I'm on to you kitty and you're in big trouble.
Russian Kitty: (deep Russian accent) I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble. [splits a container in half and slaps a gigantic lump of dog doo in the middle of the carpet] From Russia with love.
Lou: Uh-oh.