Most scenes together: Mr. Tinkles & Calico (4), Lou & Butch (3), Lou & Peek (3)
Mr. Brody Hi. Uh, doctor, the cure for dog allergies? Success, done!
Fantastic. Send it to me tomorrow, and I'll have our guys verify it.
Mr. Brody I will. I'll send it, [Doctor sneezes] first thing in the morning. God bless you.
This is unacceptable! If we do not act immediately, that work will be out of my reach forever! You know what that means?
Not really. Are you mad?
YES! I AM MAD!
As for you, Brody herd, I have a very, very, special...[Reaches into a box on the desk, and pulls out cork gun] gift! [angrily] WHAT?!
Whoa!
I thought I told you to buy a real gun!
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Ohh! What possible use could I have for this?! [Throws the cork gun, firing the cork, breaking things and setting the room on fire] Hey. I'm so clever. [Starts to leave] You know this is? Yeah, this is just plain fun, yeah. [to Calico] I want you to stay here.
Why?
Because I hate you. [Closes the door, leaving Calico locked inside]
On my mark! 3! 2! 1!
BANZAI!
[The Ninjas drop from the planes and deploy their parachutes after several seconds of freefall]
The book says cut the red wire.
We're dogs. We're color blind!
Scotty Loser.
Cat person.
Heel! That's the big button, and you don't just PRESS the big button.
Piece of junk, American door...
I will tell you nothing! I may look cute and cuddly, but inside, granite!
Hello? Hello? Is this on? Closer, closer! Turn the camera over! Where'd you come from? And about time too! Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced-- what? Yes, it's on. Because I can see the red light blinking. Oh, start over.
At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!
BRAKE! GAS! GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU LUNATIC!!! BRAKE! GAS! BRAKE! Oh, where did you guys get your license?
Gas it up down there, step on it!
