Caddyshack quotes

107 total quotes

Multiple Characters
Spaulding Smails
Ty Webb

View Quote Hey Whitey, where's your hat?

View Quote Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.

View Quote Oh, this your wife, huh? Ooh a lovely lady. Hey baby, you're all right. You must've been something before electricity, huh?

View Quote Hey loosen up will ya? You're a lotta woman, you know that? Hey you want to make 14 dollars the hard way?

View Quote And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy! A nice boy. Alright, he's a good boy. [He looks away] I tell ya. Now I know why tigers eat their young.

View Quote Look at that one. The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

View Quote I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!

View Quote I tell ya, I shoulda stayed home and played with myself.

View Quote He tried to choke me! You saw it. He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife.

View Quote [After dropping anchor on top of Judge Smails' sailboat] Hey! You scratched my anchor!

View Quote [After the gopher took his ball] That kangaroo stole my ball!

View Quote Weeeeell, we're waiting!

View Quote Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.

View Quote Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet-Cong...Varmint-Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.

View Quote I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang, is dead varmint poontang, I think.