Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 105)

Gary Murray
Multiple Characters
The Coach

"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!" Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...

[interview after vampire attack]: "They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."

"When the music stops, the rest is silence."

"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [about her future career as a 'Buyer']

"Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"

"Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?"

"Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!"

"'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."

"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

"Get out of my facial!"

"Come on, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!" ~ Benny

"Buffy, what's your sitch? You're acting like the Thing from Another Tax Bracket."

"Her yabbos scoff at gravity." ~ Benny

"Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray — party guy."

"Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?" ~ Biker