Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 105)

Amilyn
Andy
Buffy
Gary Murray
Kimberley
Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach


"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!" Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...


[interview after vampire attack]: "They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."

"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [about her future career as a 'Buyer']

"When the music stops, the rest is silence."

"Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"

"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

"Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?"

"'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."

"Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray — party guy."

"Get out of my facial!"

"Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!"

"Come on, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!" ~ Benny

"Are YOU addressing I?"

"Buffy, what's your sitch? You're acting like the Thing from Another Tax Bracket."

Buffy: I got a C-plus on the test, and he tells me, "You have no sense of history." I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!
Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.