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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Amilyn
Andy
Buffy
Gary Murray
Kimberley
Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach


"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!" Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...


[interview after vampire attack]: "They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."

"When the music stops, the rest is silence."

"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [about her future career as a 'Buyer']

"Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"

"Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?"

"Come on, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!" ~ Benny

"'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."

"Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!"

"Her yabbos scoff at gravity." ~ Benny

"Get out of my facial!"

"Buffy, what's your sitch? You're acting like the Thing from Another Tax Bracket."

"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

"Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?" ~ Biker

"Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray — party guy."