Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote "All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!" Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...

View Quote [interview after vampire attack]: "They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."

View Quote "When the music stops, the rest is silence."

View Quote "I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [about her future career as a 'Buyer']

View Quote "Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?"

View Quote Buffy: I got a C-plus on the test, and he tells me, "You have no sense of history." I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!
Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.

View Quote "Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"

View Quote "'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."

View Quote "I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!"

View Quote "Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

View Quote "Get out of my facial!"

View Quote "Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!"

View Quote "Her yabbos scoff at gravity." ~ Benny

View Quote "Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?" ~ Biker

View Quote "Are YOU addressing I?"