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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Amilyn
Andy
Buffy
Gary Murray
Kimberley
Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach




View Quote "All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!" Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...
View Quote "When the music stops, the rest is silence."
View Quote [interview after vampire attack]: "They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."
View Quote "I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [about her future career as a 'Buyer']
View Quote "Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?"
View Quote Buffy: I got a C-plus on the test, and he tells me, "You have no sense of history." I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!
Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.
View Quote "Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"
View Quote "I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!"
View Quote "'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."
View Quote "Get out of my facial!"
View Quote "Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!"
View Quote "Come on, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!" ~ Benny
View Quote "Great. My secret weapon is PMS."
View Quote "Her yabbos scoff at gravity." ~ Benny
View Quote "Are YOU addressing I?"