Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote "Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?" [holding up a new jacket in front of her]

View Quote "'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."

View Quote "Does Elvis talk to you?"

View Quote "What are you doing here? This is a naked place!" [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]

View Quote "All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!" Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...

View Quote "Do you got any gum?" [during a graveyard stakeout]

View Quote "I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [about her future career as a 'Buyer']

View Quote "Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

View Quote "Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"

View Quote "Sorry about your guitar." [after staking a vampire with a piece of Pike's guitar]

View Quote "Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

View Quote "Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."

View Quote "You broke up with my machine?!

View Quote "I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

View Quote "Well, aren't we kung-fu."