Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote "Why?It's not in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that i'm going to cheer tomorrow?Lighten up,Merrick"

View Quote "You do everything wrong!" [after Buffy apologizes] "No....Do it wrong."

View Quote "There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." [notices Buffy's blank look] "Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."

View Quote "When the music stops, the rest is silence."

View Quote "I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."

View Quote "Look — air!" [distracting dull-witted vampire henchmen]

View Quote "I have to fall down now."

View Quote "I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything."

View Quote "I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"

View Quote "I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!"

View Quote "Are YOU addressing I?"

View Quote [Buffy is lying on top of him after a large leap] "What am I supposed to do, run? These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I'm good with damage."

View Quote [sees Amilyn and Lothos with Buffy] "I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go now?" {when Buffy approaches Lothos] "Does anyone here but me have a problem with this?"

View Quote "Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"

View Quote "You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper."