The Boondock Saints quotes

View Quote Rocco: Me! I'm the guy! I know everyone! I know their habits, who they hang out with! I got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're ****ing, I know where they live! We could kill EVERYONE.
Murphy: What do you think about it?
Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it.

View Quote ****ing... what the ****ing ****... who the **** ****ed this ****ing... how did you two ****ing ****s... ****!!!

View Quote Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.

Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

View Quote Brilliant. So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory. Top notch.

View Quote Shut your fat-ass Rayvie! I can't go out and buy a pack a of smokes without running into nine guys you've ****ed!

View Quote Hey Greenly, onion bagel. Cream cheese.

View Quote Gay bartender: Oh, you've already had quite a bit, are you sure you...
Paul Smecker: Just pour the drink, you fairy ****.
Gay bartender: ...I can smell you.

View Quote Yeah, it's St. Paddy's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. Why don't yous just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?

View Quote I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead, your what, your precious little...

View Quote You Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally-sized men. Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancing. [begins dancing]

View Quote Rocco: ****in'..What the ****in' ****..Who the ****..**** this ****in'..How did you two ****in' ****s.. ****!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

View Quote Hey, Boris! What would you do if I told you that your pinko-commie mother sucked so much dick that her face looked like an egg?

View Quote [Family prayer]
As Shepherds we shall be, for Thee my lord for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

View Quote They can suck my pathetic little dick! And I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bas**** can get a taste of home while they're at it!

View Quote [Connor and Murphy always pray over their victims]
Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii...
[they **** their guns]
Connor, Murphy: ...et Spiritus Sancti.
[blam]