The Boondock Saints quotes

72 total quotes

Connor McManus
Connor, Murphy & IL Duce
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco")

IL Duce
Multiple Characters
Murphy McManus
Paul Smecker, F.B.I.

View Quote Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the **** outta here?

View Quote Rocco: Me! I'm the guy! I know everyone! I know their habits, who they hang out with! I got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're ****ing, I know where they live! We could kill EVERYONE.
Murphy: What do you think about it?
Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it.

View Quote ****ing... what the ****ing ****... who the **** ****ed this ****ing... how did you two ****ing ****s... ****!!!

View Quote Brilliant. So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory. Top notch.

View Quote Gay bartender: Oh, you've already had quite a bit, are you sure you...
Paul Smecker: Just pour the drink, you fairy ****.
Gay bartender: ...I can smell you.

View Quote Yeah, it's St. Paddy's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. Why don't yous just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?

View Quote Rocco: ****in'..What the ****in' ****..Who the ****..**** this ****in'..How did you two ****in' ****s.. ****!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

View Quote Shut your fat-ass Rayvie! I can't go out and buy a pack a of smokes without running into nine guys you've ****ed!

View Quote Hey Greenly, onion bagel. Cream cheese.

View Quote You Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally-sized men. Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancing. [begins dancing]

View Quote I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead, your what, your precious little...

View Quote Hey, Boris! What would you do if I told you that your pinko-commie mother sucked so much dick that her face looked like an egg?

View Quote [Family prayer]
As Shepherds we shall be, for Thee my lord for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

View Quote They can suck my pathetic little dick! And I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bas**** can get a taste of home while they're at it!

View Quote [Connor and Murphy always pray over their victims]
Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii...
[they **** their guns]
Connor, Murphy: ...et Spiritus Sancti.
[blam]