The Boondock Saints

The Boondock Saints quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 90)

Connor McManus
Connor, Murphy & IL Duce
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco")
IL Duce
Multiple Characters
Murphy McManus
Paul Smecker, F.B.I.


****ing... what the ****ing ****... who the **** ****ed this ****ing... how did you two ****ing ****s... ****!!!


Connor: How far are we going to take this, Da?
Il Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?

Gay bartender: Oh, you've already had quite a bit, are you sure you...
Paul Smecker: Just pour the drink, you fairy ****.
Gay bartender: ...I can smell you.

Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

The question is not how far. The question is do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith to go as far as needed?

Shut your fat-ass Rayvie! I can't go out and buy a pack a of smokes without running into nine guys you've ****ed!

Rocco: ****. You guys could do this every goddamn day.
Murphy: We're sorta like seven eleven, we're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Connor: Mmmm...That was nicely put.

Doc: ****! Ass!

[Family prayer]
As Shepherds we shall be, for Thee my lord for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

[Connor and Murphy always pray over their victims]
Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii...
[they **** their guns]
Connor, Murphy: ...et Spiritus Sancti.
[blam]

I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead, your what, your precious little...

Rule of thumb? Can't do much damage with that thing, can we. Perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist.

Brilliant. So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory. Top notch.

Rocco: Me! I'm the guy! I know everyone! I know their habits, who they hang out with! I got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're ****ing, I know where they live! We could kill EVERYONE.
Murphy: What do you think about it?
Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it.

The Priest: Would they ever harm an innocent person for any reason?
[of Rocco who's holding him gun point]
Paul Smecker: No, they would never do that.
[beat]
Paul Smecker: Well, the Two Irish guys wouldn't, the Italian guy might. He's kind of an idiot.
The Priest: I'm beginning to see ...