Paul Smecker, F.B.I. quotes

Brilliant. So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory. Top notch.

Television. Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. The little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling. That James Bond shit never happens in real life. Professionals don't do that.

You Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally-sized men. Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancing. [begins dancing]

We'll start the ass-kissing with you. [points to Detective Greenly]

Hey Greenly, onion bagel. Cream cheese.

That's all she freakin' wrote.

Caf? latte. Twist of lemon. Sweet 'n' low.

Cuddle? What a fag.

Just pour the drink, you fairy ****.

"Symbology"? Well, now that Duffy's relinquished his King Bonehead crown, I see we have a new heir to the throne. The word I believe you're looking for is "symbolism".

Well, Freud was right. So you think they came for the "fag man", huh?

This was a ****in bomb droppin on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was armageddon. There was a firefight!

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