The Boondock Saints quotes

72 total quotes

Connor McManus
Connor, Murphy & IL Duce
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco")

IL Duce
Multiple Characters
Murphy McManus
Paul Smecker, F.B.I.

View Quote Television. Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. The little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling. That James Bond shit never happens in real life. Professionals don't do that.

View Quote [After Smecker gets a phone call in bed with his gay lover and slaps him]
Paul Smecker: What are you doing?
Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle.
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a ****.

View Quote Rocco: ****. You guys could do this every goddamn day.
Murphy: We're sorta like seven eleven, we're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Connor: Mmmm...That was nicely put.

View Quote Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

View Quote The question is not how far. The question is do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith to go as far as needed?

View Quote Catch you on the flip side!

View Quote Doc: ****! Ass!

View Quote Det. Greenly: What if it was just one guy with six guns?
Paul Smecker: Why don't you let me do the thinkin', huh, genius?

View Quote Det. Greenly: [talking to a dead body] Where you goin'? No where!

View Quote Pack your shit! Pack your shit!

View Quote Caf? latte. Twist of lemon. Sweet 'n' low.

View Quote I killed your cat you druggie bitch!

View Quote The Priest: Would they ever harm an innocent person for any reason?
[of Rocco who's holding him gun point]
Paul Smecker: No, they would never do that.
[beat]
Paul Smecker: Well, the Two Irish guys wouldn't, the Italian guy might. He's kind of an idiot.
The Priest: I'm beginning to see ...

View Quote You people have been chosen, to reveal our existence to the world, you will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later.

View Quote [after getting caught fondling an unconcious stripper] I'll tip her!