The Boondock Saints

The Boondock Saints quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 90)

Connor McManus
Connor, Murphy & IL Duce
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco")
IL Duce
Multiple Characters
Murphy McManus
Paul Smecker, F.B.I.


You people have been chosen, to reveal our existence to the world, you will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later.


Det. Greenly: [talking to a dead body] Where you goin'? No where!

[After Smecker gets a phone call in bed with his gay lover and slaps him]
Paul Smecker: What are you doing?
Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle.
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag.

Hey, Boris! What would you do if I told you that your pinko-commie mother sucked so much dick that her face looked like an egg?

Det. Greenly: What if it was just one guy with six guns?
Paul Smecker: Why don't you let me do the thinkin', huh, genius?

They can suck my pathetic little dick! And I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!

Pack your shit! Pack your shit!

Catch you on the flip side!

Wyatt ****in' Earp!

I killed your cat you druggie bitch!

[after getting caught fondling an unconcious stripper] I'll tip her!

Hey Greenly, onion bagel. Cream cheese.

[After Rocco accidentally fires a gun, turning the cat into a splatter on the wall]
Murphy: I can't believe that just ****ing happened!
Rocco: IS IT DEAD??

Television. Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. The little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling. That James Bond shit never happens in real life. Professionals don't do that.

Hey ****ass, get me a beer!