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Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes

Chazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy




View Quote "They carve it out of illegal whale bone."
View Quote "Was it good for you, Stockholm?? 'cause it was good for me, let's have a smoke!!"
View Quote [The title of a book of poetry he published] "Let Me Put My Poems In You."
View Quote "It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out there on the ice."
View Quote "Hey it's me the Mac Attack, what up?"
View Quote "Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??" [While running on a treadmill]
View Quote "Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole."
View Quote "I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson, and Gary said, 'Hey, I've got a third ball.'" [vomits]
View Quote "Troubled childhood?? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled."
View Quote "He loves food, and he likes dreams,(whispers).... and his favorite movie is Short Circuit.... and Fried Green Tomatoes."
View Quote [Standing next to Chazz Michael Michaels] "Oh my gosh, I'm getting sick. You smell like aftershave and taco meat!!"
View Quote "How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"
View Quote "Hi!.......YIKES.........sorry......."
View Quote "Personal philosophy -- clothing optional."
View Quote "This is my brother!! And this is my brother's new girlfriend. And she is NOT a whore!!"