Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Jimmy MacElroy

"If we went to a Halloween party as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me."

"No exaggeration, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this brush."

"Was it good for you, Stockholm?? 'cause it was good for me, let's have a smoke!!"


"Troubled childhood?? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled."

"How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"

"Hey it's me the Mac Attack, what up?"

"Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??" [While running on a treadmill]

"They carve it out of illegal whale bone."

"Don't make me kill her!!"

"I started working with that Ukrainian skater, you know, the one that looks like Elvis?? And I moved to the Ukraine, and it was cold, and everyone had guns and smelled like soup."

"Personal philosophy -- clothing optional."

"Think of it as a boob handshake.... between me and your lady's boo -- look, that's not coming out right, just call me back so I can explain, okay?? It's me, Chazz."

"Throw me some chicken!!" [While running on a treadmill eating a biscuit]

[Standing next to Chazz Michael Michaels] "Oh my gosh, I'm getting sick. You smell like aftershave and taco meat!!"