Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Jimmy MacElroy


"Damn it. I just threw up in here people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion!! In fact we all are -- oh, encore -- " [vomits]

"If we went to a Halloween party as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me."

"No exaggeration, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this brush."

"How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"

"Troubled childhood?? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled."

"Hey it's me the Mac Attack, what up?"

"Don't make me kill her!!"

"They carve it out of illegal whale bone."

"Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??" [While running on a treadmill]

"Think of it as a boob handshake.... between me and your lady's boo -- look, that's not coming out right, just call me back so I can explain, okay?? It's me, Chazz."

[Standing next to Chazz Michael Michaels] "Oh my gosh, I'm getting sick. You smell like aftershave and taco meat!!"

"This is my brother!! And this is my brother's new girlfriend. And she is NOT a whore!!"

"I started working with that Ukrainian skater, you know, the one that looks like Elvis?? And I moved to the Ukraine, and it was cold, and everyone had guns and smelled like soup."

"Throw me some chicken!!" [While running on a treadmill eating a biscuit]