Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy


"Was it good for you, Stockholm?? 'cause it was good for me, let's have a smoke!!"


"Damn it. I just threw up in here people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion!! In fact we all are -- oh, encore -- " [vomits]

"Hi!.......YIKES.........sorry......."

"No exaggeration, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this brush."

"Troubled childhood?? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled."

"How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"

"Hey it's me the Mac Attack, what up?"

"They carve it out of illegal whale bone."

"Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??" [While running on a treadmill]

"Don't make me kill her!!"

"Think of it as a boob handshake.... between me and your lady's boo -- look, that's not coming out right, just call me back so I can explain, okay?? It's me, Chazz."

"I started working with that Ukrainian skater, you know, the one that looks like Elvis?? And I moved to the Ukraine, and it was cold, and everyone had guns and smelled like soup."

"Personal philosophy -- clothing optional."

"This is my brother!! And this is my brother's new girlfriend. And she is NOT a whore!!"

[Standing next to Chazz Michael Michaels] "Oh my gosh, I'm getting sick. You smell like aftershave and taco meat!!"