Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy


"He loves food, and he likes dreams,(whispers).... and his favorite movie is Short Circuit.... and Fried Green Tomatoes."


"If we went to a Halloween party as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me."

"Damn it. I just threw up in here people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion!! In fact we all are -- oh, encore -- " [vomits]

"Was it good for you, Stockholm?? 'cause it was good for me, let's have a smoke!!"

"Hi!.......YIKES.........sorry......."

"How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"

"Hey it's me the Mac Attack, what up?"

"Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??" [While running on a treadmill]

"They carve it out of illegal whale bone."

"I started working with that Ukrainian skater, you know, the one that looks like Elvis?? And I moved to the Ukraine, and it was cold, and everyone had guns and smelled like soup."

"Don't make me kill her!!"

"Personal philosophy -- clothing optional."

[Standing next to Chazz Michael Michaels] "Oh my gosh, I'm getting sick. You smell like aftershave and taco meat!!"

"Throw me some chicken!!" [While running on a treadmill eating a biscuit]

"I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson, and Gary said, 'Hey, I've got a third ball.'" [vomits]