Blades of Glory quotes
54 total quotes (ID: 83)Chazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy
"Don't make me kill her!!"
"Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating... BOOM!!"
"...I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women..."
"Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!"
" These guys put the bone in Zamboni"
"He loves food, and he likes dreams,(whispers).... and his favorite movie is Short Circuit.... and Fried Green Tomatoes."
"Hey, Nancy Kerrigan?? You an official here?? Because you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."
"Hey it's me the Mac Attack, what up?"
"Hey, I was on Quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston.... and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."
"Hi!.......YIKES.........sorry......."
"For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows."
"Damn it. I just threw up in here people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion!! In fact we all are -- oh, encore -- " [vomits]
"How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"
"Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??" [While running on a treadmill]
"I am never satisfied. It's a curse."