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Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes

Chazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy




View Quote "We love you, Denver!! City by the bay.... John Denver!!"
View Quote "Hey, I was on Quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston.... and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."
View Quote "Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!"
View Quote "They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them."
View Quote "Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from Hell, okay?? We're going straight up the ass of the competition, Scott."
View Quote "Hey, Nancy Kerrigan?? You an official here?? Because you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."
View Quote " These guys put the bone in Zamboni"
View Quote "If we went to a Halloween party as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me."
View Quote "I am never satisfied. It's a curse."
View Quote "...I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women..."
View Quote "Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating... BOOM!!"
View Quote "I started working with that Ukrainian skater, you know, the one that looks like Elvis?? And I moved to the Ukraine, and it was cold, and everyone had guns and smelled like soup."
View Quote "Damn it. I just threw up in here people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion!! In fact we all are -- oh, encore -- " [vomits]
View Quote "For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows."
View Quote "No exaggeration, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this brush."