Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy


"They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them."


"Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from Hell, okay?? We're going straight up the ass of the competition, Scott."

"Hey, I was on Quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston.... and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."

" These guys put the bone in Zamboni"

"For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows."

[The title of a book of poetry he published] "Let Me Put My Poems In You."

"Hey, Nancy Kerrigan?? You an official here?? Because you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."

"Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating... BOOM!!"

"Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!"

"...I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women..."

"We love you, Denver!! City by the bay.... John Denver!!"

"I am never satisfied. It's a curse."

"No exaggeration, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this brush."

"It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out there on the ice."

"He loves food, and he likes dreams,(whispers).... and his favorite movie is Short Circuit.... and Fried Green Tomatoes."