Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Jimmy MacElroy

"Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from Hell, okay?? We're going straight up the ass of the competition, Scott."

"They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them."

"Hey, I was on Quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston.... and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."

" These guys put the bone in Zamboni"

[The title of a book of poetry he published] "Let Me Put My Poems In You."

"For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows."

"Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating... BOOM!!"

"Hey, Nancy Kerrigan?? You an official here?? Because you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."

"...I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women..."

"Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!"

"I am never satisfied. It's a curse."

"We love you, Denver!! City by the bay.... John Denver!!"

"He loves food, and he likes dreams,(whispers).... and his favorite movie is Short Circuit.... and Fried Green Tomatoes."

"It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out there on the ice."

"Damn it. I just threw up in here people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion!! In fact we all are -- oh, encore -- " [vomits]