Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Jimmy MacElroy

"This is my brother!! And this is my brother's new girlfriend. And she is NOT a whore!!"

"It's not gonna matter cuz' you're flat in front like Ken!!"

"Think of it as a boob handshake.... between me and your lady's boo -- look, that's not coming out right, just call me back so I can explain, okay?? It's me, Chazz."

"Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole."

Get that damn bird out of my face before I break its neck!

"I'll get inside your face."

"That, young man, is how babies are made!!"

"I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.... it's coming up."

"I swear to god, if you cut my head off...."

"Oh, bring it on! Let it rain down on me!" [vomits]

"Okay, but start up there at the crotch.... that's a better access point."

"I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot!!"

"I wanna wear the gold medal.... naked."

"Who are you going to believe? A little girl or Jimmy MacElroy??"

"I'm still going to kill you someday."