Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Jimmy MacElroy

"Throw me some chicken!!" [While running on a treadmill eating a biscuit]

"I'll get inside your face."

"I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson, and Gary said, 'Hey, I've got a third ball.'" [vomits]

"I swear to god, if you cut my head off...."

"It's not gonna matter cuz' you're flat in front like Ken!!"

Get that damn bird out of my face before I break its neck!

"I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot!!"

"Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole."

"I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.... it's coming up."

"Okay, but start up there at the crotch.... that's a better access point."

"That, young man, is how babies are made!!"

[Leaving a message on Jimmy's answerphone] "Hey, turdface. I've just taken every single one of your teddy bears and I've stuffed them down my pants!!"

"We didn't even get to second base.... well, maybe I did...."

"I wanna wear the gold medal.... naked."

"Jimmy!! I sent you a cup of my blood. Did you get my blood??"