Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Jimmy MacElroy

"This is my brother!! And this is my brother's new girlfriend. And she is NOT a whore!!"

"I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson, and Gary said, 'Hey, I've got a third ball.'" [vomits]

"It's not gonna matter cuz' you're flat in front like Ken!!"

"I'll get inside your face."

Get that damn bird out of my face before I break its neck!

"I swear to god, if you cut my head off...."

"Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole."

"I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.... it's coming up."

"That, young man, is how babies are made!!"

"Okay, but start up there at the crotch.... that's a better access point."

"I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot!!"

"I wanna wear the gold medal.... naked."

[Leaving a message on Jimmy's answerphone] "Hey, turdface. I've just taken every single one of your teddy bears and I've stuffed them down my pants!!"

"We didn't even get to second base.... well, maybe I did...."

"Oh, bring it on! Let it rain down on me!" [vomits]