Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Jimmy MacElroy

"Personal philosophy -- clothing optional."

"It's not gonna matter cuz' you're flat in front like Ken!!"

"I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson, and Gary said, 'Hey, I've got a third ball.'" [vomits]

"I'll get inside your face."

"I swear to god, if you cut my head off...."

Get that damn bird out of my face before I break its neck!

"I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.... it's coming up."

"Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole."

"That, young man, is how babies are made!!"

"I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot!!"

"Okay, but start up there at the crotch.... that's a better access point."

[Leaving a message on Jimmy's answerphone] "Hey, turdface. I've just taken every single one of your teddy bears and I've stuffed them down my pants!!"

"We didn't even get to second base.... well, maybe I did...."

"I wanna wear the gold medal.... naked."

"I'm still going to kill you someday."