Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy


"This is my brother!! And this is my brother's new girlfriend. And she is NOT a whore!!"


"Think of it as a boob handshake.... between me and your lady's boo -- look, that's not coming out right, just call me back so I can explain, okay?? It's me, Chazz."

"It's not gonna matter cuz' you're flat in front like Ken!!"

"Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole."

Get that damn bird out of my face before I break its neck!

"I'll get inside your face."

"I swear to god, if you cut my head off...."

"That, young man, is how babies are made!!"

"I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.... it's coming up."

"Okay, but start up there at the crotch.... that's a better access point."

"I wanna wear the gold medal.... naked."

"I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot!!"

"Oh, bring it on! Let it rain down on me!" [vomits]

"I'm still going to kill you someday."

"Jimmy!! I sent you a cup of my blood. Did you get my blood??"