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Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

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Chazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy




View Quote "Don't make me kill her!!"
View Quote [Leaving a message on Jimmy's answerphone] "Hey, turdface. I've just taken every single one of your teddy bears and I've stuffed them down my pants!!"
View Quote "I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.... it's coming up."
View Quote "Think of it as a boob handshake.... between me and your lady's boo -- look, that's not coming out right, just call me back so I can explain, okay?? It's me, Chazz."
View Quote "I'll get inside your face."
View Quote "It's not gonna matter cuz' you're flat in front like Ken!!"
View Quote "Throw me some chicken!!" [While running on a treadmill eating a biscuit]
View Quote "That, young man, is how babies are made!!"
View Quote "I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot!!"
View Quote "I swear to god, if you cut my head off...."
View Quote Get that damn bird out of my face before I break its neck!
View Quote "Oh, bring it on! Let it rain down on me!" [vomits]
View Quote "I wanna wear the gold medal.... naked."
View Quote "Okay, but start up there at the crotch.... that's a better access point."
View Quote "Jimmy!! I sent you a cup of my blood. Did you get my blood??"