The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote I think it's Pomeranian. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

View Quote Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...

View Quote The Dude: Oh, so you know they were trying to piss on your rug.

View Quote Walter Sobchak: He's cracking.

View Quote Everything's a ****ing travesty with you, man!

View Quote Fair?? Who's the ****ing nihilists around here, you bunch of crybabies?

View Quote **** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

View Quote The **** is not the issue.

View Quote (After being drugged) All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

View Quote The Dude: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug?

View Quote The Dude: Well, sir, it's this rug I have. It really tied the room together.

View Quote (After he finds the Nihilists have set his car on fire) Well they finally did it, man...They killed my ****ing car.

View Quote The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose

View Quote You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.

View Quote No these are nihilists, Donny. Don't worry they're cowards.