The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote **** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

View Quote What the **** are you talking about? The C[****]man is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, C[****]man is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

View Quote Donny, you're out of your element!

View Quote Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.

View Quote Smokey, this isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

View Quote Shomer Shabbos!

View Quote I think it's Pomeranian. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

View Quote Also Dude, let's not forget, let's NOT forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, you know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.

View Quote Whoo, allright! Way to go Donny!

View Quote I'm as Jewish as ****in' Tevya!

View Quote That rug really tied the room together, did it not? (The Dude laments his peed-on rug.) That's right, Dude, they peed on your ****ing rug.

View Quote Of course they were Nazis, Donny; they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?

View Quote You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.

View Quote The **** is not the issue.

View Quote Fair?? Who's the ****ing nihilists around here, you bunch of crybabies?