The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote [On the phone to Walter] Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack! Well That's your perception. You know, you're right, Walter, there is an unspoken message here. It's [Shouting] "**** YOU, LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!" [Calm, resigned] Yeah, I'll be at practice.

View Quote No, you're not wrong, Walter, you're just an ASSHOLE!

View Quote You mean...coitus?

View Quote Stay away from my special... from my ****ing lady friend man.

View Quote Nice marmot.

View Quote [admiring a picture of Jeffrey Lebowski] This is Lebowski..on the left there? So he's a crip-uh..handicap..guy?

View Quote Yeah... I got a rash, man...

View Quote [in response to a thug holding a bowling ball and asking what it is] Obviously you're not a golfer

View Quote This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.

View Quote My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

View Quote Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber...

View Quote Let me explain something to you about the Dude...

View Quote You brought the ****ing Pomeranian bowling?

View Quote The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose

View Quote The Dude abides...