The Big Lebowski

The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes (ID: 74)

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

The elder Lebowski:I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs - some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway!

Jesus Quintana: [Talking to the Dude and Walter] Hey! What's this 'day of rest' shit? What's this bullshit? I don't ****ing care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not fooling me. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This is bush league psych-out stuff. Laughable, man. Ha ha! I would've ****ed you in the ass Saturday. I'll **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Whoo! You got a date Wednesday, baby.

Walter Sobchak: He's cracking.

Bunny: (To The Dude) I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars

Sheriff of Malibu: (To The Dude) I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk-off.

Everything's a ****ing travesty with you, man!

Mind if I do a J?

(After being drugged) All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

(After he finds the Nihilists have set his car on fire) Well they finally did it, man...They killed my ****ing car.

Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...

I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.

(Trying to find a comeback) Yeah, well, you know that's just, like uh ...your opinion, man.

And what the **** was all that about Vietnam, man!? What the **** does anything have to do with Vietnam!? What the **** are you talking about!?

**** sympathy. I don't need your ****in sympathy. I need my ****ing johnson!

[Responding to a rhetorical statement by Maude Lebowski about where the plot of the porno was going to lead] He fixes the cable?