The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote The elder Lebowski:I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs - some Ch***man took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway!

View Quote Jesus Quintana: [Talking to the Dude and Walter] Hey! What's this 'day of rest' shit? What's this bullshit? I don't ****ing care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not fooling me. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This is bush league psych-out stuff. Laughable, man. Ha ha! I would've ****ed you in the ass Saturday. I'll **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Whoo! You got a date Wednesday, baby.

View Quote Walter Sobchak: He's cracking.

View Quote Bunny: (To The Dude) I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars

View Quote Sheriff of Malibu: (To The Dude) I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk-off.

View Quote Everything's a ****ing travesty with you, man!

View Quote Mind if I do a J?

View Quote (After being drugged) All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

View Quote (After he finds the Nihilists have set his car on fire) Well they finally did it, man...They killed my ****ing car.

View Quote Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...

View Quote I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.

View Quote (Trying to find a comeback) Yeah, well, you know that's just, like uh ...your opinion, man.

View Quote And what the **** was all that about Vietnam, man!? What the **** does anything have to do with Vietnam!? What the **** are you talking about!?

View Quote **** sympathy. I don't need your ****in sympathy. I need my ****ing johnson!

View Quote [Responding to a rhetorical statement by Maude Lebowski about where the plot of the porno was going to lead] He fixes the cable?