Batman (1989)

Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes (ID: 677)

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker


I have given a name to my pain... and it is Batman. [shoots the TV in which he is watching]


And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He's at home, washin' his tights!

[To Rotelli's smoking corpse] You are vicious bastard, Rottelli. [strangles him] And I'm glad you're dead!

Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!

Batman...Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

[moments before punching the Joker in the face] Excuse me. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh shit! Oh! I'm melting! I'm melting! I'm melting! God! Ahhhhhhh...[uncovers his face and frightens Vicki] Boo [laughs].

[to Bob] And remember. You...are my number one...guy.

Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!!
Batman: I'm not gonna kill you. I'd like you to do me a favor. I'd like you to tell all your friends about me.
Nic: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman.

I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep. [laughs]

[Knox, Wayne, and Vicki are looking at a strange suit of armor.]
Bruce Wayne: It's Japanese.
Alexander Knox: How do you know?
Bruce Wayne: Because I bought it in Japan.

Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

[before shooting Grissom] Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

New, improved Joker products with a new secret ingredient: Smiley.

[Visiting Vicki Vale's apartment] Nice place... lots of... space.