Batman (1989)

Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes (ID: 677)

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker


Vicki Vale: What do you want?
The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?


[before shooting Grissom] Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

[To Rotelli's smoking corpse] You are vicious bastard, Rottelli. [strangles him] And I'm glad you're dead!

Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!!
Batman: I'm not gonna kill you. I'd like you to do me a favor. I'd like you to tell all your friends about me.
Nic: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman.

[In response to Rotelli's question about his grin] Life's been good to me.

[after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh shit! Oh! I'm melting! I'm melting! I'm melting! God! Ahhhhhhh...[uncovers his face and frightens Vicki] Boo [laughs].

[to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let's see if you can take off yours.

[Knox, Wayne, and Vicki are looking at a strange suit of armor.]
Bruce Wayne: It's Japanese.
Alexander Knox: How do you know?
Bruce Wayne: Because I bought it in Japan.

Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Batman...Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

[During his first encounter with Batman] Nice outfit.

I have given a name to my pain... and it is Batman. [shoots the TV in which he is watching]

[to Bob] And remember. You...are my number one...guy.

And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He's at home, washin' his tights!