Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker

View Quote [to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let's see if you can take off yours.

View Quote My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun. [Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him] I'm gonna need a minute or two alone, boys.

View Quote Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!

View Quote New, improved Joker products with a new secret ingredient: Smiley.

View Quote Batman...Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

View Quote [to Bob] And remember. You...are my number one...guy.

View Quote [before shooting Grissom] Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

View Quote Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

View Quote Can it truly be said that I have a bat, in my belfry?

View Quote We've been ratted out, boys. Watch it.

View Quote [Knox, Wayne, and Vicki are looking at a strange suit of armor.]
Bruce Wayne: It's Japanese.
Alexander Knox: How do you know?
Bruce Wayne: Because I bought it in Japan.

View Quote [After Eckhardt tries to kill him] Eckhardt, think about the future! [Shoots him]

View Quote [after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh shit! Oh! I'm melting! I'm melting! I'm melting! God! Ahhhhhhh...[uncovers his face and frightens Vicki] Boo [laughs].

View Quote I have given a name to my pain... and it is Batman. [shoots the TV in which he is watching]

View Quote [Confronting Joker] I made you, you made me first.