Batman (1989)

Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes (ID: 677)

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker


[moments before punching the Joker in the face] Excuse me. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?


[Courting Vicki Vale] It's as though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

[to Bob] And remember. You...are my number one...guy.

[after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh shit! Oh! I'm melting! I'm melting! I'm melting! God! Ahhhhhhh...[uncovers his face and frightens Vicki] Boo [laughs].

[Visiting Vicki Vale's apartment] Nice place... lots of... space.

I have given a name to my pain... and it is Batman. [shoots the TV in which he is watching]

Batman...Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

[To Rotelli's smoking corpse] You are vicious bastard, Rottelli. [strangles him] And I'm glad you're dead!

[Knox, Wayne, and Vicki are looking at a strange suit of armor.]
Bruce Wayne: It's Japanese.
Alexander Knox: How do you know?
Bruce Wayne: Because I bought it in Japan.

[After Eckhardt tries to kill him] Eckhardt, think about the future! [Shoots him]

Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!

I brought you a little snack, Eckhardt!

[yelling in anger] You wanna' get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!

I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep. [laughs]