Batman (1989)

Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes (ID: 677)

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker


Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!


[Visiting Vicki Vale's apartment] Nice place... lots of... space.

Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!!
Batman: I'm not gonna kill you. I'd like you to do me a favor. I'd like you to tell all your friends about me.
Nic: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman.

[To Rotelli's smoking corpse] You are vicious bastard, Rottelli. [strangles him] And I'm glad you're dead!

[to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let's see if you can take off yours.

[During his first encounter with Batman] Nice outfit.

Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

[to Bob] And remember. You...are my number one...guy.

[before shooting Grissom] Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

[after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh shit! Oh! I'm melting! I'm melting! I'm melting! God! Ahhhhhhh...[uncovers his face and frightens Vicki] Boo [laughs].

I have given a name to my pain... and it is Batman. [shoots the TV in which he is watching]

And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He's at home, washin' his tights!

Batman...Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[moments before punching the Joker in the face] Excuse me. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?