Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker

View Quote Anchorwoman: Six new deaths, with no clues to the Joker's deadly weapon.
Anchorman: And what is the pattern? Food, alcohol, or beauty and hygeine product? Cologne, mouthwash, underarm deodorant?
Anchorwoman: Or worse yet, there maybe no pattern. The search goes on through Gotham's shopping nightmare.

View Quote Batman: He's psychotic.
Vickie: There are some people who say the samething about you.
Batman: What people?
Vickie: Well lets face it, you're not exactly..."normal" are you?
Batman: It's not exactly a "normal" world, is it?

View Quote Lieutenant Eckhardt: Sorry Knox. These two slipped on a banana peel.

View Quote Alexander Knox: You know what they say? They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say...
Lieutenant Eckhardt: And I say you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, uh, you can quote me on that.

View Quote Alexander Knox: (upon seeing a strange, wooden suit of armor in Wayne's display hall) Check this out! He must have been "King of the Wicker People!"

View Quote Grissom: Jack, it's an important job. I need someone I can trust. You.. are my number one.. guy!

View Quote Rotelli: Yeah.. and what's with that stupid grin?

View Quote Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

View Quote I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.

View Quote Vicki Vale: What do you want?
The Joker: Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.

View Quote And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He's at home, washin' his tights!

View Quote Antoine got a little hot under the collar. (laughs)

View Quote The pen...is truly mightier than the sword!

View Quote Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

View Quote [Visiting Vicki Vale's apartment] Nice place... lots of... space.