Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker

View Quote [Confronting Joker] I made you, you made me first.

View Quote [moments before punching the Joker in the face] Excuse me. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

View Quote [To Rotelli's smoking corpse] You are vicious bastard, Rottelli. [strangles him] And I'm glad you're dead!

View Quote Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

View Quote [In response to Rotelli's refusal to accept his proposal] Well, Tony. Nobody wants a war. Why, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it. [proceeds to electrocute Rotelli with a lethally electric joy buzzer]

View Quote Vicki Vale: What do you want?
The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?

View Quote Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!!
Batman: I'm not gonna kill you. I'd like you to do me a favor. I'd like you to tell all your friends about me.
Nic: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman.

View Quote [Visiting Vicki Vale's apartment] Nice place... lots of... space.

View Quote At midnight, I will dump twenty million in cash on the crowd. Now don't worry about me, I've got enough.

View Quote [In response to Rotelli's question about his grin] Life's been good to me.

View Quote I brought you a little snack, Eckhardt!

View Quote Never rub another man's rhubarb!

View Quote Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face.

View Quote [During his first encounter with Batman] Nice outfit.

View Quote (Knox and Vicki have found Wayne's display room)
Alexander Knox: Remember: the more they have, the less they're worth.
Vicki Vale: Then he must be the most worthless guy in America.