Bad Boys II quotes

View Quote [in a stand off] A bullet in the head will really mess up your extensions!

View Quote Alexei: The Russian Grim Reaper is here.

View Quote Marcus Burnett: Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
Mike Lowrey: Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?
Marcus Burnett: They **** just like us!

View Quote [Johnny has just shot his cousin Roberto - upon hearing the shot, Mama rushes out to the balcony overlooking the courtyard]
Donna Maria Tapia: What happened to Roberto?
Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: He just killed himself, Mama.
Donna Maria Tapia: Ai!
Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: Yes, very sad.
Donna Maria Tapia: You write his mother a nice letter.
[Johnny holds up his hands, one of which is still holding the gun he shot Roberto with]
Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: I'll do it.

View Quote Marcus Burnett: You know, unlike you my daddy didn't leave me no trust fund. I got real world shit to deal with, Mike. I'm not in it for the thrills.
Mike Lowery: Same old shit, different day. All right, damn, yes i shot you, all right. But you'be seeing nothing at all if i hadn't made my move. So i don't why you're acting so angry about it.
Marcus Burnett: You're misinformed, i'm not angry.
Mike Lowery: Oh, you're very angry.
Marcus Burnett: No, i'm not angry.
[Cutaway to Marcus' therapy session]
Therapist You are angry. It's okay.
Marcus Burnett: I'm not angry. Except when you keep repeating "You're angry". Now that shit's ****ing annoying. Like a ****ing gnat at a barberque. Just bugging the **** outta me.
Therapist Good. I want you to say: "I'm angry. It's okay. I'll process my anger. I love myself. Whoosah.
Marcus Burnett: I don't know what the **** you're talking about.
Therapist Yes, you do know what the **** i'm talking about.

View Quote [to his sister, a Miami DEA agent] That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous. [pauses] I'm telling Mom.

View Quote [Repeated Line] Woosah...

View Quote I think we just broke the record for the number of gun fights in one week.

View Quote [to Mike] You're like a pitbull with that pink thing hanging out.

View Quote [staring into the captain's fishbowl after ingesting X] This is a nice fish. Big ****in' eyes, but a nice ****in' fish.

View Quote Damn, it's the niggras!

View Quote Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles.

View Quote Mike, I just had an erection. Call up the wife tell her I am on The Way!

View Quote Now that's how you supposed to shoot, from now on that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional mother****er to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some disfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though.

View Quote Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well not this one, cause I'm gonna **** this one up. But he should get one just like it.