Bad Boys II quotes

61 total quotes

Marcus Burnett
Mike Lowery
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View Quote It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.

View Quote We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.

View Quote [repeated line] That's that bullshit.

View Quote Change the station... more music less Marcus. If you open the door he'll be a black Dr. Phil for the next 40 minutes.

View Quote [after decimating the gang with gunfire] Now show 'em your badge!

View Quote Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little ?boundary box?. We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be mother****in' Jacques Cousteau.

View Quote See, that's that new spiritual shit my partner's on. Me? I actually prefer shooting mother****ers.

View Quote Casper drop the bag [pointing his gun at a KKK member]

View Quote [during a shoot out] I think i done just got mad.

View Quote Calm down I'm calm I'm calm whoa hey WHOA WHOA I am way to unstable for that bullshit stop all the god damn movement everybody STOP MOVING

View Quote Capt. Howard: I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up, 'Good morning, Marcus. Good morning, Mike. How you doin'? Ai'ight. So how we going to **** up the captain's life today? Gee, I don't know. I don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?'

View Quote Floyd Poteet: [Repeated Line] I've got my rights.

View Quote Capt. Howard: I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth. I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner.

View Quote Capt. Howard: 22 cars and a boat, totalled? How did hell you sink a boat?

View Quote DEA Snell: We don't know you, but you look like you're about to do something stupid. I'm in.