Bad Boys II quotes
61 total quotesMarcus Burnett
Mike Lowery
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It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.
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We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.
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[repeated line] That's that bullshit.
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Change the station... more music less Marcus. If you open the door he'll be a black Dr. Phil for the next 40 minutes.
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[after decimating the gang with gunfire] Now show 'em your badge!
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Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little ?boundary box?. We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be mother****in' Jacques Cousteau.
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See, that's that new spiritual shit my partner's on. Me? I actually prefer shooting mother****ers.
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Casper drop the bag [pointing his gun at a KKK member]
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[during a shoot out] I think i done just got mad.
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Calm down I'm calm I'm calm whoa hey WHOA WHOA I am way to unstable for that bullshit stop all the god damn movement everybody STOP MOVING
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Capt. Howard: I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up, 'Good morning, Marcus. Good morning, Mike. How you doin'? Ai'ight. So how we going to **** up the captain's life today? Gee, I don't know. I don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?'
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Floyd Poteet: [Repeated Line] I've got my rights.
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Capt. Howard: I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth. I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner.
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Capt. Howard: 22 cars and a boat, totalled? How did hell you sink a boat?
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DEA Snell: We don't know you, but you look like you're about to do something stupid. I'm in.