Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery quotes

View Quote Austin Powers: [Austin is drowning a man in the toilet] Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy: Yeah, that's right buddy! You show that turd who's boss.

View Quote Austin Powers: [Shouting] WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Basil Exposition: The shouting is a temporary side-effect of the unfreezing.
Austin Powers: Yes... I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE.

View Quote Alotta ****ina: How dare you break wind before me.
Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn.

View Quote Vanessa Kensington: [Referring to events Austin missed over the past thirty years] Thirty years of political and social upheaval. The fall of the Berlin Wall, a female Prime Minister of England, the abolishment of apartheid, a fascinating tapestry of human strum and drang.
Austin Powers: Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. Women loved him, man. I didn't see that one coming.

View Quote Dr. Evil: Scotty, Don't you want to see what Daddy does for a living?
Scott: Blow me...
Dr. Evil: What did you say?
Scott: Show me.

View Quote Patty O'Brien: They're always after me lucky charms. [Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina laugh] What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? They ARE after me lucky charms! What??
Frau Farbissina: It's a television commercial. With this cartoon leprechaun, and all of these children are trying to chase him, "Hey, leprechaun, leprechaun man, we want to get your lucky charms." Oh! And there are these little tiny pieces of marshmallow just stuck right in the cereal. So when the kids eat them they think, "Oooh this is candy, I'm having fun!"