Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

71 total quotes (ID: 52)

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard
Foxxy Cleopatra
Goldmember
Multiple Characters
Nigel Powers


[Holding sumo opponent's crotch] You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister! [Twists hand]


[Hanging from a wire] Isn't this magical, one of my wires broke.

One billion, gajillion, fafillion... shabadylu...mil...shabady......uh, yen.

[Looking down at the toilet] What the--? I did not have any corn!

[after trying to convince #3 that he didn't need to talk about the mole] Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to the talk about the bloody mole that's winking me in the face! I want to cut it off chop it up and make it into guacamole!

Are we done here? I've got to take a crap.

[When hitting someone] Shazam!

I hope my wire team is ready-y-y!

[to Mini-Me about having large penis] My God, you're a tripod!

Henchman: [nods]
Nigel: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
Henchman: [nods again]
Nigel: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?Go on son.
[henchman falls down]
If you've got an issue, here's your tissue.

But I had to shed some extra skin.

Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay perv-boy.

[after seeing Number 3's mole] A-buh.

[After making Fem-bot!Britney's head explode] Oops, I did it again, baby. Yeah!

And that'sh the vay, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it! [mutters] KC and the Sunshine Band.