Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

71 total quotes

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard

Foxxy Cleopatra
Goldmember
Multiple Characters
Nigel Powers

View Quote I love g-o-o-o-ld! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!

View Quote And that'sh the vay, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it! [mutters] KC and the Sunshine Band.

View Quote [to Mini-Me about having large penis] My God, you're a tripod!

View Quote [to Dr.Evil] Yesh! Yesh! You look like a macho man! [mutters] Village People.

View Quote Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay perv-boy.

View Quote Aw, Jesus Christ! This diapers making my nuts rub together! It's gonna start a fire!

View Quote [Looking down at the toilet] What the--? I did not have any corn!

View Quote [last words]Fahza, Fahza, Fahza, Fazha, Fazha can you hear me... Fazha, Fazha!!

View Quote Henchman: [nods]
Nigel: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
Henchman: [nods again]
Nigel: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?Go on son.
[henchman falls down]
If you've got an issue, here's your tissue.

View Quote [Commenting on his loose skin after going on the "Subway diet"] And my neck does kinda look like a vagina.

View Quote [When hitting someone] Shazam!

View Quote [Hanging from a wire] Isn't this magical, one of my wires broke.

View Quote [Holding sumo opponent's crotch] You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister! [Twists hand]

View Quote Hey, everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that veird?

View Quote Are we done here? I've got to take a crap.