Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

71 total quotes (ID: 52)

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard
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Nigel Powers

[after trying to convince #3 that he didn't need to talk about the mole] Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to the talk about the bloody mole that's winking me in the face! I want to cut it off chop it up and make it into guacamole!

[Commenting on his loose skin after going on the "Subway diet"] And my neck does kinda look like a vagina.

[to Mini-Me about having large penis] My God, you're a tripod!

[Hanging from a wire] Isn't this magical, one of my wires broke.

Henchman: [nods]
Nigel: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
Henchman: [nods again]
Nigel: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?Go on son.
[henchman falls down]
If you've got an issue, here's your tissue.

[When hitting someone] Shazam!

Are we done here? I've got to take a crap.

[Holding sumo opponent's crotch] You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister! [Twists hand]

[Looking down at the toilet] What the--? I did not have any corn!

[to Dr.Evil] Yesh! Yesh! You look like a macho man! [mutters] Village People.

I hope my wire team is ready-y-y!

But I had to shed some extra skin.

And that'sh the vay, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it! [mutters] KC and the Sunshine Band.

Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay perv-boy.

I love g-o-o-o-ld! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!