Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

View Quote From the Movie Austinpussy: Austin (Tom Cruise): Yeah Baby!
Dixie (Gwyneth Paltrow): Hi I'm Dixie, Dixie Normous. I may just be a small town FBI agent slash single mother, but I'm still tough, and sexy.
Austin (Tom Cruise): Well Miss Normous, shall we shag now, or shag later?
Dixie (Gwyneth Paltrow):Oh Austin, Behave!
Dr. Evil (Kevin Spacey): Hey, Powers! You better watch your frigging self because this is one doctor who does make house-calls. Right, mini-me?
Mini-me (Danny Devito): Hey, assholes! I'm right over here! I'm Mini-me! Come and get me! (fires an automatic assault rifle in the air)
Goldmember (John Travolta): Hah-hey, assholes! Do I have time for a last shmoke and a pancake or what? I am from Holland, isn't that a we-e-eird?

View Quote (Deleted scene in Infinifilm edition) Dr. Evil: Goldmember, I have an anagram for you: "i fit iron dick."
Goldmember: Yes. "i fit iron dick." Yes, it's an anagram, so it's a jumble word. Okay, jumbling, jumbling... Carry the 7... Divided by... Yes. (Gives up.)
Dr. Evil: Yeah, can't get it? "i fit iron dick," "frickin' idiot." (Starts spelling it to the tune to Old McDonald Had a Farm) "f-r-i-c-k-i-n', i-d-i-o-t. With a frick-frick here and a frick-frick there, here a frick, there a frick, everywhere a frick-frick. Dr. Evil had a suuu-ubbb... filled with... frick-in idiots.

View Quote Dr. Evil: [To Austin from inside a cell] Quid pro quo.
Austin Powers: [Confused] Yes, squid pro row.

View Quote Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

View Quote Goldmember: Not so fast, shmarty-pants. Dr. Evil, you might not want to deschtroy the world, but I dooooooo... Preparation H goes ahead as planned. I'm going to flood the Earth!
Foxxy: Think again, Goldmember.
Goldmember: Ahh, Foxxy Cleopatra; it is a shame I had to kill your partner. Too bad for you-u-u!
Foxxy: Too bad for me? How about too bad for you (holds the gold tractor beam key over the shark tank which has sharks with lasers on their frickin' heads).
Goldmember: (in terror) Ho-no!
(Foxxy drops the key into the tank.)
Goldmember: No-ho-ho! No-ho-ho-ho! (composes himself) Luckily, I keep a spare.
(Goldmember turns around and removes his genitals with a lot of racheting and twisting.)
Goldmember: Look everyone, my winky was a key!
Nigel Powers: (in contempt) Only a bloody Dutchman!

View Quote Well, all I know is, mama only got a taste of honey. But she wanted the whole beehive.

View Quote Japanese Man 1: Run! It's Godzilla.
Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to International Copyright Laws, it's not.
Japanese Man 1: Still, we should run like it is Godzilla!
Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't.
[Both scream and run]

View Quote Young Dr. Evil: (Checking the class rankings) Hey everybody, I'm #1!
Young Number 2: Hello. I'm Number 2.
Young Dr. Evil: Pleased to meet you Number 2. I'm #1. *evil laugh*
Young Number 2: *evil laugh*
Both: *evil laugh*

View Quote Assistant Director: And Cut! That's a cut everybody!
Steven Spielberg: So Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?
Austin: Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest filmmaker in the history of ciniema is making a mooovie about my life..very shagadelic baby, yeah! (laughs) Having said that, I do have some thoughts.
Steven Spielberg: Really, (Holds up an Oscar) my friend here - he thinks it's fine the way it is.
Austin: Well no offense sir Stevie, but you've gotta have mojo baby, yeah! Hit it!
(Austin Powers Theme begins)

View Quote I must shay, you look toit. Toit, like a tiger. I can tell by your toit pantsh.

View Quote Austin Powers: Mole!
Basil Exposition: Oh, shut up!
Austin Powers: [As Basil and the Mole walk out] Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!

View Quote Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen.

View Quote Okay, its getting crowded in here so everybody out! Not you Scotty, not you Number 2, not you Frau, not you Goldmember, not you guys back there, not you henchmen holding wrench, not you henchmen arbitrarilly turning knobs making it look like you're doing something...[Turns and stares at Mini-me]

View Quote [after trying to convince #3 that he didn't need to talk about the mole] Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to the talk about the bloody mole that's winking me in the face! I want to cut it off chop it up and make it into guacamole!

View Quote I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lotta woman!