Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

71 total quotes (ID: 52)

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard
Foxxy Cleopatra
Multiple Characters
Nigel Powers

Okay, its getting crowded in here so everybody out! Not you Scotty, not you Number 2, not you Frau, not you Goldmember, not you guys back there, not you henchmen holding wrench, not you henchmen arbitrarilly turning knobs making it look like you're doing something...[Turns and stares at Mini-me]

[After seeing Scott balding] Whoa!

[After seeing that Mini-Me has switched sides] Mini-Me?

[After Nigel tells a flashback about himself] Very interesting, Mr. Powers. Of course, we will have to wait after we see the facts. Daddy! [Hugs Nigel]

[deleted scene where Dr Evil is stroking mr Bigglesworth] I like holding my kitty. Its like holding somebody's ass.

Only a bloody Dutchman!

Nigel: Do you know who I am?

Henchman: [nods]
Nigel: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
Henchman: [nods again]
Nigel: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?Go on son.
[henchman falls down]
If you've got an issue, here's your tissue.

[to Mini-Me about having large penis] My God, you're a tripod!

I love g-o-o-o-ld! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!

Hey, everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that veird?

[After key is lost] Luckily I keep a shpare.

Look everyone! My vinky vas a key!

Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a shigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?

[Pulling a piece of skin off himself] Oh yesh, yesh, yesh, thish is a keeper!