Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

View Quote Aw, Jesus Christ! This diapers making my nuts rub together! It's gonna start a fire!

View Quote But I had to shed some extra skin.

View Quote Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

View Quote Hey, everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that veird?

View Quote I hope my wire team is ready-y-y!

View Quote I love g-o-o-o-ld! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!

View Quote I must shay, you look toit. Toit, like a tiger. I can tell by your toit pantsh.

View Quote I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lotta woman!

View Quote I'm sorry, you want ice cream?

View Quote It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh-heh-heh. Let's have a smell all right? Hmmm, wafting, wafting.. Ooh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Alright, analysis. Smells like carrots in throw-up! Ooh, that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

View Quote Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen.

View Quote Look everyone! My vinky vas a key!

View Quote May I preshent to you, the very sexual, the very toit, Austin Power's fahza!

View Quote Mo-o-o-o-le.

View Quote Nice to mole you--meet you! Nice to meet your mole!