Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

71 total quotes (ID: 52)

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard
Foxxy Cleopatra
Goldmember
Multiple Characters
Nigel Powers


Aw, Jesus Christ! This diapers making my nuts rub together! It's gonna start a fire!


But I had to shed some extra skin.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Hey, everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that veird?

I hope my wire team is ready-y-y!

I love g-o-o-o-ld! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!

I must shay, you look toit. Toit, like a tiger. I can tell by your toit pantsh.

I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lotta woman!

I'm sorry, you want ice cream?

It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh-heh-heh. Let's have a smell all right? Hmmm, wafting, wafting.. Ooh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Alright, analysis. Smells like carrots in throw-up! Ooh, that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen.

Look everyone! My vinky vas a key!

May I preshent to you, the very sexual, the very toit, Austin Power's fahza!

Mo-o-o-o-le.

Nice to mole you--meet you! Nice to meet your mole!