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Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

71 total quotes

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard
Foxxy Cleopatra
Goldmember
Multiple Characters
Nigel Powers




View Quote Nigel: Do you know who I am?
View Quote Okay, its getting crowded in here so everybody out! Not you Scotty, not you Number 2, not you Frau, not you Goldmember, not you guys back there, not you henchmen holding wrench, not you henchmen arbitrarilly turning knobs making it look like you're doing something...[Turns and stares at Mini-me]
View Quote One billion, gajillion, fafillion... shabadylu...mil...shabady......uh, yen.
View Quote Only a bloody Dutchman!
View Quote Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a shigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?
View Quote There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
View Quote Very Shaggadelic baby, yeah!
View Quote Well, all I know is, mama only got a taste of honey. But she wanted the whole beehive.
View Quote What the--? Hey, hey stop that! Bad Mini-Me! No humping! [squirts water at Mini Me]
View Quote Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay perv-boy.
View Quote [after trying to convince #3 that he didn't need to talk about the mole] Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to the talk about the bloody mole that's winking me in the face! I want to cut it off chop it up and make it into guacamole!