Atlantis: The Lost Empire quotes

View Quote Moliere, what have I told you about playing nice with other kids?! Get back! I've got soap, and I'm not afraid to use it. Back, foul creature, to the pit from whence you came!

View Quote [to Milo] You ask too many questions! Who are you?! Who sent you?! Speak up! Bah! I will know soon enough. [He grabs Milo's hand. Milo protests.] Do not be such a crybaby! Hold still! [Takes a bit of dirt from under one of Milo's fingernails.] Aha! There you are. Now tell me your story, my little friend. [Looks at dirt under magnifying lenses] Parchment fiber from the Nile circa 500 B.C., lead pencil No. 2, paint flecks of a type used in government buildings, you have a cat, short hair Persian, two years old, third in a litter of seven. These are all the microscopic fingerprints of the mapmaker. [Tastes dirt] And linguist.

View Quote [to her friend Margie] And he took his suitcase? Marge, honey, I don't think he's coming back.

View Quote I came down the chimney, ho ho ho.

View Quote I got a sheepskin from Howard U and a bearskin from Old Iron Cloud.

View Quote I love it when I win.

View Quote Your grandfather was always bending my ear with stories about that book. I didn't buy it for a minute! So finally I got fed up and made a bet with the old coot. I said, "Thatch, if you ever actually find that so-called journal, not only will I finance the expedition, but I'll kiss you full on the mouth!" Imagine my embarrassment when he found the darn thing.

View Quote [after being seasick] Carrots? Why is it always carrots? I didn't even eat carrots!

View Quote Nothing personal.

View Quote Your grandad had a saying: "Our lives are measured by the gifts we leave our children." This journal is his gift to you. Atlantis is waiting.

View Quote [to her friend Margie] So I says to him, "What's wrong with my meatloaf?" and he says to me...oh, hold on a second Margie, I've got another call. Sir, we're approaching coordinates. Hello, Margie? Yes, so anyways, he says to me...

View Quote [to her friend Margie] I'll have to call you back...No no, I'll call you...

View Quote Next time, get it in writing.

View Quote You wanna do my job? Be my guest.

View Quote They can smell fear just by lookin' at ya. So keep quiet.