Wilhemina Bertha Packard quotes

[over the PA system] Attention. Tonight's supper will be baked beans. Musical program to follow. [pause] Who wrote this?

[to her friend Margie] So I says to him, "What's wrong with my meatloaf?" and he says to me...oh, hold on a second Margie, I've got another call. Sir, we're approaching coordinates. Hello, Margie? Yes, so anyways, he says to me...

[to her friend Margie] And he took his suitcase? Marge, honey, I don't think he's coming back.

[to her friend Margie] I'll have to call you back...No no, I'll call you...

All hands to the launch bay. To whoever took the "L" from the "Motor Pool" sign, ha-ha, we are all very amused.

We're all gonna die.

Commander, I think you should hear this...COmmander...Commander...Commander...Commander...

I'm picking up something from the hydrophone I think you should hear.

You wanna do my job? Be my guest.

Sir, it's Engineering on call...

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