American Splendor quotes
33 total quotes (ID: 802)Major cast
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Toby
I guess I have a lot of borderline health disorders that limit me politically when it comes to eating.
I recommend the pi?a coladas. They are excellent and very authentic tasting.
I'll have you know that I come from a very dysfunctional family. I can spot personality disorders a mile away.
I've had enough bad experiences and growth to last me plenty...Right now, I'd be glad to trade some growth for happiness.
James McCaffrey -- Fred
James Urbaniak -- Robert Crumb
Joyce Brabner -- Real Joyce
Judah Friedlander -- Toby Radloff
Look Toby, the guys in that movie are not 28 year-old file clerks who live with their grandmothers in an ethnic ghetto...They didn't get their computers like you did, by trading in a bunch of box tops and $49.50 at the supermarket...Sure, go to the movies and daydream, but Revenge of the Nerds ain't reality. It's just Hollywood bullsh*t.
Madylin Sweeten -- Danielle
Maggie Moore -- Alice Quinn
Man, she's got good looking handwriting.
Molly Shannon -- Stage Joyce
Paul Giamatti -- Harvey Pekar
Shari Springer Berman -- Interviewer