Toby quotes

I recommend the pi?a coladas. They are excellent and very authentic tasting.

[to Harvey] You know, you should try believing in something bigger than yourself. It might cheer you up.

[regarding "Revenge of the Nerds"] Yes, I consider myself a nerd. And this movie has uplifted me.

Hamburgers are a safer addiction than drugs. Say no to drugs. Say yes to White Castle.

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