Joyce quotes

Why does everything in my life have to be such a complicated disaster?!

Harvey, we better skip this whole courtship thing and just get married.

I guess I have a lot of borderline health disorders that limit me politically when it comes to eating.

I'll have you know that I come from a very dysfunctional family. I can spot personality disorders a mile away.

[referring to David Letterman] Megalomaniac.

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