American Pie quotes

40 total quotes

Jim
Jim's Dad
Multiple Characters
Steve Stifler

View Quote She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!

View Quote I'll see you guys tonight, i'll look for you in the "No ****ing Section", right?

View Quote She called me and asked for my number.

View Quote [After watching Oz in choir practice]
Steve Stifler: What did you ****s do to him?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: You came to see me in action?
Jim: Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!
Steve Stifler: Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!

View Quote Vicky: [discussing Kevin difficulties saying he love her] Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know even if he can't say it he does. And yeah, he always talk about sex, but that's ok cause he's a guy, right?
Jessica: He got a dick, he's a guy.
Vicky: Right.

View Quote Stifler: [at the library, talking to Jim] **** me! there's gonna be eastern european chick naked in your house, and you're not gonna do anything about that?
Jim: What am I gonna do, broadcast it over the Internet?
Stifler: [awed at Jim's suggestion] Yeah.
Kevin: [looks at Stifler and Jim] you can do that?

View Quote Steve Stifler: You actually said that? [laughs hysterically]
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Shut up!
Jim: You did better than me Nova.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Don't call me that any more. I'm a fraud.
Steve Stifler: You guys are pathetic. I'm gonna find myself a little hottie. [shouts] Suck me, beautiful!
[walks off, laughing]

View Quote Vicky. Jessica. [walking away] Bitches!

View Quote Sherman! What the **** are you doing here?

View Quote Vicky: [whispers during exam] Kevin? Kevin?
Kevin: What?
Vicky: I wanna have sex.
Kevin: Now?! [loud voice attracts seatmates]
Vicky: Prom.