Airplane! quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 22)

Capt. Oveur
Multiple Characters

Johnny  : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . .
Reporter : What kind of plane is it?

McCroskey: I want the best available man on this, a man who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.
Johnny: How 'bout Mr. Rogers?

[Capt. Oveur to Joey] Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Radar Man: Bad news, the fog's getting thicker...
Johnny: (Leaps in from nowhere) And Leon's getting LAAAAAAAAARRRRGEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!! (Jumps offscreen again.)

Elaine: Ted! What are you doing here! You can't fly this plane!
Striker: That's what I've been trying to tell these people!

All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Johnny  : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.
Towergy : [holding up a newspaper] Captain, look at this!

Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can, and stop calling me Shirley.

MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this? [hands him a piece of paper]

Johnny  : Me John! Big tree.

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Off to the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face a few unpleasant facts?
Elaine: No.
Rumack: Alright. If we don't get this plane down soon, I can't even be sure of saving their lives.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.