Airplane!

Airplane! quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 22)

Capt. Oveur
Elaine
Johnny
Kramer
McCroskey
Multiple Characters
Rumack
Striker


Radar Man: Bad news, the fog's getting thicker...
Johnny: (Leaps in from nowhere) And Leon's getting LAAAAAAAAARRRRGEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!! (Jumps offscreen again.)


Johnny  : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . .
Reporter : What kind of plane is it?

McCroskey: I want the best available man on this, a man who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.
Johnny: How 'bout Mr. Rogers?

Striker: Surely you can't be serious?
Rumack: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Note: this exchange is ranked #79 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

Elaine: Ted! What are you doing here! You can't fly this plane!
Striker: That's what I've been trying to tell these people!

All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this? [hands him a piece of paper]

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Johnny  : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.
Towergy : [holding up a newspaper] Captain, look at this!

Off to the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Johnny  : Me John! Big tree.

Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can, and stop calling me Shirley.

The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it, the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.