Airplane! quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 22)

Capt. Oveur
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Striker: Surely you can't be serious?
Rumack: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Note: this exchange is ranked #79 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

Radar Man: Bad news, the fog's getting thicker...
Johnny: (Leaps in from nowhere) And Leon's getting LAAAAAAAAARRRRGEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!! (Jumps offscreen again.)

McCroskey: I want the best available man on this, a man who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.
Johnny: How 'bout Mr. Rogers?

Johnny  : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . .
Reporter : What kind of plane is it?

Elaine: Ted! What are you doing here! You can't fly this plane!
Striker: That's what I've been trying to tell these people!

All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Johnny  : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.
Towergy : [holding up a newspaper] Captain, look at this!

MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this? [hands him a piece of paper]

Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can, and stop calling me Shirley.

Johnny  : Me John! Big tree.

Off to the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it, the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.