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Airplane!

Airplane! quotes

54 total quotes

Capt. Oveur
Elaine
Johnny
Kramer
McCroskey
Multiple Characters
Rumack
Striker




View Quote Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hors d'oeuvre...
View Quote Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face a few unpleasant facts?
Elaine: No.
Rumack: Alright. If we don't get this plane down soon, I can't even be sure of saving their lives.
View Quote They're coming right at us! (exits control tower via window)
View Quote Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
View Quote [In voice over, with echo] I've got to concentrate! (...concentrate ...concentrate) I've got to concentrate! (...concentrate ...concentrate)
View Quote I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
View Quote Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
View Quote [To camera, after being rejected by Elaine] What a pisser.
View Quote Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.