Airplane! quotes
54 total quotesMcCroskey
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Rumack
Striker
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Joey, do you ever.. hang around the gymnasium?
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Old Lady: Nervous?
Striker: Yes.
Old Lady: First time?
Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow, we're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 18:00 hours. We're coming in from the North, below their radar.
Elaine: When will you be back?
Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
Striker: Yes.
Old Lady: First time?
Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow, we're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 18:00 hours. We're coming in from the North, below their radar.
Elaine: When will you be back?
Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
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Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine: Well, we had a choice, steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
Elaine: Well, we had a choice, steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
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The oil pressure, I forgot to check the oil pressure. When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan. [cut to a shot of shit hitting a fan in the airport control room]
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MCrosky : Passengers certain to die!
Kramer : Airline negligent.
Johnny : There's a sale at Penny's!
MCrosky : Alright, I'll need 3 men up in the tower. You Newbower, you Maceias. . .
Kramer : Airline negligent.
Johnny : There's a sale at Penny's!
MCrosky : Alright, I'll need 3 men up in the tower. You Newbower, you Maceias. . .
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[Capt. Oveur to Joey] Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Capt. Oveur: You ever been in a ****pit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Capt. Oveur: You ever...seen a grown man naked?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Capt. Oveur: You ever...seen a grown man naked?
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Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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Control Tower Worker: Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the search lights now.
Kramer: No...that's just what they'll be expecting us to do.
Kramer: No...that's just what they'll be expecting us to do.
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Randy: Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the ****pit...
Striker: The ****pit...what is it?
Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.
Striker: The ****pit...what is it?
Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.
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Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
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Airport management, the FAA and the airlines. They're all cheats and liars. All right, lets get outta here.
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Elaine: You got a telegram from headquarters today.
Striker: Headquarters? What is it?
Elaine: Well, it's a big building where generals meet. But that's not important right now.
Striker: Headquarters? What is it?
Elaine: Well, it's a big building where generals meet. But that's not important right now.