10 Things I Hate About You quotes

View Quote Walter Stratford: Where is your sister going?
Kat Stratford: She's meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm.
Walter Stratford: Funny.

View Quote Mr. Morgan: I know how difficult it must be to overcome all those years of upper middle-class suburban oppression. Must be tough. But the next time you storm the PTA crusading for better... lunch meat, or whatever you white girls complain about, ask them WHY they can't buy a book written by a black man!
White Rastas: That's right mon!
Mr. Morgan: Don't even get me started on you two!
White Rastas: No problem mon!

View Quote Joey: [holding up headshots] Which one do you like better?
Bianca: Hmm, I think I like the white shirt better.
Joey: Yeah, it's more...
Bianca: Pensive?
Joey: Damn, I was going for thoughtful.

View Quote Patrick: Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked.
Kat: [sarcastically] Am I that transparent? I want you, I need' you, oh baby, oh baby.

View Quote Michael: Okay I talked to her, I got the scoop.
Cameron: What'd she say?
Michael: "Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns." That's a direct quote.
Patrick: Thanks Michael. That's very comforting of you.

View Quote Kat: I just need to lie down somewhere
Patrick: Uh, uh. You lie down and you'll go to sleep
Kat: Sleep is good
Patrick: Yeah. Not if you have a concussion.

View Quote [Bianca is about to go to the prom with Cameron]
Walter Stratford: What are you wearing?
Bianca: A prom dress.
Walter Stratford: I seem to be hearing that word a lot lately.
Bianca: Well, bye.
Walter Stratford: Stop. Turn. Explain.
Bianca: Well, you know how you said I could date if Kat dated? Well she found this guy which is kinda perfect for her, which is actually kinda perfect for me because Cameron asked me to go to the prom, and I really really really want to go, and I seem to comply to the rule and it's previous stipulations of course!
Cameron: [about to shake Walter's hand] Nice to meet you
[Bianca grabs Cameron's hand before he can shake it]
Bianca: [laughs] Lets go!
Walter Stratford: I know every cop in town Bucko!

View Quote Kat: You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know.
Patrick: Yeah I know. But then you know there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.

View Quote Kat Stratford: (after crashing Joey's car) Whoops!
(Cut to The Stratford's house)
Walter Stratford: Whoops?! My insurance does not cover PMS!
Kat Stratford: Well the tell them I had a siezure

View Quote Walter Stratford: Bianca still lets me play a few innings, you had me on the bench for years. And when you go to Sarah Lawrence I won't even be able to watch the game.
Kat: (incredulously) When I go?
Walter Stratford: Oh God, don't tell me you changed your mind...I already sent them a check.
(The hug)