10 Things I Hate About You quotes

70 total quotes

Bianca Stratford
Cameron James
Kat Stratford

Michael
Multiple Characters
Patrick Verona
Walter Stratford

View Quote [talking to Kat] Who knocked up your sister ?

View Quote Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long.

View Quote You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it!

View Quote You know, fathers don't like to admit it when daughters become capable of running their own lives. It means we've become spectators. Bianca still let's me play a few innings - you've had me on the bench for years. And when you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won't even be able to watch the game.

View Quote I learned French for you!

View Quote Just because you're beautiful doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter.

View Quote And I'm BACK IN THE GAME!

View Quote I burn! I pine! I perish!

View Quote Bianca said Kat likes pretty guys..

View Quote I have a dick on my face, don't I?

View Quote The shit hath hiteth the fan... eth.

View Quote I'm thinking about getting a Tercel. Yup, that's a Toyota.

View Quote Mr. Morgan: [after reading a Shakespearean sonnet] Now. I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, but he knows his shit, so we can overlook that. I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet. [Kat raises her hand in the background] Yes, Ms. "I Have An Opinion About Everything?"

View Quote Bogie Lowenstien: That must be Nigel with the brie.

View Quote Bianca: Yup, see, there's a difference between "like" and "love." Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But...I love my Skechers.
Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack!
Chastity: Ohhh...