Yes, sir.
What's the "J" stand for?
John.
Anyone ever call you Jack?
Yeah, but...
Why "J. Palmer Cass?" Why not "John P. Cass?"
Well, I...
Does "J. Palmer Cass" have something to hide?
No.
Then what do you part your name in the middle for?
I got a right to call myself anything I want as long as it's my own name!
Well then if it's all the same to you, I'll call you Jack Cass.
[Spectators laugh]