And here's what Mayor Brown proudly has to say about protecting our natural resources!

[Ranger Smith plugs the confession to the big screen]

You think I care about what the law says? [Mayor Brown and his Chief of Staff make shocked faces] Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle"? Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? No. [crowd and fans get angered and begin to riot] I care about power, you pinheads! Nobody knows this turtle exists. And nobody ever will.

[runs over to the guards]

There's about to be a riot out there, I need you out front! [guards run to scene]

[actual]

Okay. No. Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Please, please, please. That was not real. Trust me, there is no such thing as a frog-mouthed turtle! [Turtle frog like's tongue plunges onto the Mayor, who is nervous and shocked] He's right next to me, isn't he? Okay.