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Announcer: And here's what Mayor Brown proudly has to say about protecting our natural resources!
Brown: [Ranger Smith plugs the confession to the big screen] You think I care about what the law says? [Mayor Brown and his Chief of Staff make shocked faces] Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle"? Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? No. [crowd and fans get angered and begin to riot] I care about power, you pinheads! Nobody knows this turtle exists. And nobody ever will.
Chief of Staff: [runs over to the guards] There's about to be a riot out there, I need you out front! [guards run to scene]
Brown: [actual] Okay. No. Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Please, please, please. That was not real. Trust me, there is no such thing as a frog-mouthed turtle! [Turtle frog like's tongue plunges onto the Mayor, who is nervous and shocked] He's right next to me, isn't he? Okay.


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