“The old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody. I thought if I...” – Carl Allen, Yes Man ... Movie Quotes Database

The old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody. I thought if I said yes to things, and got involved with people, then sooner or later they'd find out I'm not enough. I didn't think I had anything to share. But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge, and I want to share it with you.

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