Life! We are all living it — or are we?
3rd most-quoted character in Yes Man (2008): in 7 of its 47 quotes
A line from Terrence BundleyYou're dead, Carl. You say "no" to life and therefore, you're not living. You make up excuses to the people around you and to yourself. You're stuck in the same dead-end job you've had for years. You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend. And you lost the love of your life because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs. And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui, you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate. Am I right, Carl?
More lines from Terrence Bundley
4 quotesThe word is Yes, say it a million times, say it a million more times and the word you'd've said two-million times is [the audience] YES!
Okay, If the molehill won't come to Terrence … then Terrence will come to the molehill.
What were you doin' in my car, you idiot?!
Scenes with Terrence Bundley
2 scenesI need you to remove the covenant.
There is no covenant, there never was, I was just riffing.
Riffing?
Well, I had to say something — you were being difficult, embarrassing me in front of my crowd.
So that little "Yes" thing is all bullshit?
No — you just don't know how to use it, that's all.
Yeah I do — say "yes" to everything — real tough to grasp.
Terrence [exasperated]: No, that's not the point. Well, maybe at first it is, but that's just to open you up to it — to get you started. Then you're saying yes not because you have to, not because a covenant tells you to, but because you know in your heart that you want to.
Yah. You're right. That makes perfect sense.
YES! Say it a million times. Say it a million more times. And the word you will have said two million times is...
Crowd [nude because they've donated their clothes to charity]: YES!
Terrence [seeing them all nude]: Good God.
