[The Beatles approach a small creature furiously typing away.] Paul : Let us show him our motor! John : Steady on! I mean, you don't want to be showing your motor to just anybody! George : Yeah, but this is a nobody. . . . Jeremy : Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time — ha ha! — so much to know! John : Well, can you tell us where we're at? Jeremy : A true Socratic query, that! John : Oh yeah, and who the Billy Shears are you? Jeremy : Who? Ah, who indeed am I? [Jeremy hands out some business cards.] John : Jeremy… Paul : Hilary… George : Boob…? [Ringo's card says Ph. D.] Ringo : Phuddt! All : Who? Jeremy : Eminent physicist, polyglot cladicist, prize-winning botanist, hard-biting satirist, talented pianist. Good dentist, too! Ha-ha! John : Lousy poet. Jeremy : Critic's voice — take your choice!

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